I’m a professional survivalist prepper. I believe in preparedness, redundancy, situational awareness, and the radical idea that you should wake up alive tomorrow. I’m also a stand-up comedian, which means I cope with reality by making jokes while quietly checking my emergency kit.
This article isn’t about fear. It’s about probability.
Most people don’t die because they’re old. They die because something preventable went wrong, they underestimated a risk, or they assumed “it won’t happen to me.”
California has a unique risk profile. Some dangers are obvious. Others wear yoga pants and look harmless until they ruin your life.
Below are the Top 10 non-old-age-related ways people commonly die in California, why they happen, and what you can do to stay alive, functional, and sarcastically optimistic.
Let’s begin.
1. Motor Vehicle Accidents (AKA: The California Freeway Hunger Games)
Why People Die This Way
California traffic isn’t traffic — it’s a social experiment in impatience.
People die in vehicle accidents due to:
Speeding (especially on freeways and rural highways)
Driving under the influence (alcohol, drugs, or exhaustion)
Motorcycles versus physics (physics always wins)
Aggressive driving combined with fragile egos
The problem isn’t just accidents — it’s reaction time, speed, and mass. A two-ton vehicle moving at 70 mph doesn’t care about your intentions.
How to Survive It
Drive like everyone else is drunk, angry, and late — because statistically, some of them are.
Leave more following distance than you think you need. Then double it.
Don’t race. The finish line is a red light.
Avoid peak DUI hours (late night, weekends).
If you ride a motorcycle, assume you are invisible and fragile — because you are.
Keep emergency supplies in your vehicle: water, first aid kit, flashlight, phone charger.
Survival Rule: The goal of driving is not to be right. The goal is to be alive.
2. Drug Overdoses (The Silent, Relentless Killer)
Why People Die This Way
Overdoses don’t just happen in dark alleys. They happen in:
Suburban homes
Apartments
Bathrooms
Bedrooms
“One last time” scenarios
California has been hit hard by opioid overdoses, especially fentanyl contamination. People often don’t know what they’re taking, how strong it is, or how their tolerance has changed.
Add isolation, shame, and delayed medical response — and it becomes fatal.
How to Survive It
Never use alone. Ever. Pride kills.
Carry Naloxone (Narcan) if you or someone you know uses opioids.
Test substances when possible. Street drugs lie.
If you’re prescribed medication, follow dosage instructions like your life depends on it — because it does.
If someone is unresponsive, call 911 immediately. California’s Good Samaritan laws protect callers.
Survival Rule: Shame is deadlier than drugs. Call for help.
3. Suicide (The Most Preventable Cause of Death)
Why People Die This Way
This isn’t about weakness. It’s about:
Untreated depression
Chronic stress
Financial pressure
Isolation
Loss of meaning
Access to lethal means during a temporary crisis
Many suicides happen during short emotional storms, not lifelong decisions.
How to Survive It
If you’re struggling, talk to someone before the crisis peaks.
Remove or lock away lethal means during hard periods.
Build routines: sleep, movement, sunlight.
If someone you know is withdrawing or giving things away, take it seriously.
Call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline) if needed.
Survival Rule: Feelings are temporary. Death is not. Stay.
4. Accidental Falls (Not Just an “Old People” Thing)
Why People Die This Way
Falls kill people of all ages due to:
Head injuries
Ladder accidents
Alcohol impairment
Slippery surfaces
Overconfidence and under-footwear
California’s DIY culture alone accounts for half of this category.
How to Survive It
Use proper ladders. No chairs. No crates. No vibes.
Wear shoes with traction.
Install handrails and adequate lighting.
Don’t mix alcohol and heights.
If you hit your head and feel “off,” seek medical attention.
Survival Rule: Gravity has never lost a fight. Respect it.
5. Fire & Smoke Inhalation (Wildfires and Home Fires)
Why People Die This Way
Fire doesn’t kill most victims — smoke does.
In California, deaths occur from:
Wildfires overtaking homes or vehicles
Smoke inhalation during evacuations
House fires caused by cooking, candles, or faulty wiring
Smoke incapacitates fast. You don’t get heroic last words.
How to Survive It
Install and maintain smoke detectors.
Have an evacuation plan. Practice it.
Keep a “go bag” ready during fire season.
Close doors when evacuating to slow fire spread.
If there’s heavy smoke, stay low and get out immediately.
Survival Rule: You don’t outrun fire. You out-plan it.
6. Homicide (Violence, Firearms, and Bad Decisions)
Why People Die This Way
Most homicides involve:
Firearms
People who know each other
Escalated arguments
Alcohol or drugs
Poor conflict management
Random violence exists, but predictable violence is more common.
How to Survive It
Avoid confrontations with strangers.
De-escalate. Ego is not bulletproof.
Be aware of your surroundings.
Secure firearms safely and responsibly.
Trust your instincts and leave bad situations early.
Survival Rule: Winning an argument isn’t worth dying for.
7. Drowning (Oceans, Rivers, Pools, and “I Got This”)
Why People Die This Way
California water deaths happen due to:
Rip currents
Cold shock
Alcohol
Overestimating swimming ability
No life jackets
The ocean doesn’t care if you’re fit.
How to Survive It
Learn how rip currents work.
Never swim alone.
Wear life jackets when boating.
Don’t fight the current — float and signal.
Avoid alcohol near water.
Survival Rule: Water is patient. It waits for mistakes.
8. Workplace Accidents (Especially Construction & Agriculture)
Why People Die This Way
Common causes include:
Falls from heights
Heavy machinery
Electrical hazards
Fatigue
Cutting corners to save time
California’s economy runs on people who work hard — sometimes too hard.
How to Survive It
Follow safety protocols, even when annoying.
Use protective equipment.
Report unsafe conditions.
Rest. Fatigue kills.
Speak up — your life outranks productivity.
Survival Rule: No job is worth a funeral.
9. Extreme Heat (Yes, Even in California)
Why People Die This Way
Heat kills via:
Dehydration
Heat exhaustion
Heat stroke
Organ failure
It sneaks up, especially on people without access to cooling or water.
How to Survive It
Hydrate constantly.
Avoid peak heat hours.
Use cooling centers.
Check on vulnerable neighbors.
Never leave people or pets in cars.
Survival Rule: If you feel “off,” you’re already in trouble.
10. Carbon Monoxide Poisoning (The Invisible Assassin)
Why People Die This Way
Carbon monoxide is odorless, colorless, and lethal. Causes include:
Faulty heaters
Generators indoors
Grills in enclosed spaces
Blocked vents
People fall asleep and never wake up.
How to Survive It
Install CO detectors.
Maintain appliances.
Never run engines indoors.
Ventilate properly.
Take alarms seriously.
Survival Rule: If you can’t smell the danger, detect it.
Final Survivalist Thoughts
California is not trying to kill you. Complacency is.
Most deaths aren’t freak accidents. They’re patterns — predictable, preventable, and survivable with awareness and preparation.
And remember: The goal isn’t to live forever. It’s to not die stupidly.
Stay sharp. Stay ready. Stay alive.
California is beautiful. It has beaches, mountains, deserts, forests, sunshine, earthquakes, traffic, wildfires, and enough stress to make a yoga instructor cry in a Trader Joe’s parking lot.
I’m a professional survivalist prepper. I believe in preparedness, redundancy, situational awareness, and the radical idea that you should wake up alive tomorrow. I’m also a stand-up comedian, which means I cope with reality by making jokes while quietly checking my emergency kit.
This article isn’t about fear. It’s about probability.
Most people don’t die because they’re old. They die because something preventable went wrong, they underestimated a risk, or they assumed “it won’t happen to me.”
California has a unique risk profile. Some dangers are obvious. Others wear yoga pants and look harmless until they ruin your life.
Below are the Top 10 non-old-age-related ways people commonly die in California, why they happen, and what you can do to stay alive, functional, and sarcastically optimistic.
Let’s begin.
1. Motor Vehicle Accidents (AKA: The California Freeway Hunger Games)
Why People Die This Way
California traffic isn’t traffic — it’s a social experiment in impatience.
People die in vehicle accidents due to:
Speeding (especially on freeways and rural highways)
Driving under the influence (alcohol, drugs, or exhaustion)
Motorcycles versus physics (physics always wins)
Aggressive driving combined with fragile egos
The problem isn’t just accidents — it’s reaction time, speed, and mass. A two-ton vehicle moving at 70 mph doesn’t care about your intentions.
How to Survive It
Drive like everyone else is drunk, angry, and late — because statistically, some of them are.
Leave more following distance than you think you need. Then double it.
Don’t race. The finish line is a red light.
Avoid peak DUI hours (late night, weekends).
If you ride a motorcycle, assume you are invisible and fragile — because you are.
Keep emergency supplies in your vehicle: water, first aid kit, flashlight, phone charger.
Survival Rule: The goal of driving is not to be right. The goal is to be alive.
2. Drug Overdoses (The Silent, Relentless Killer)
Why People Die This Way
Overdoses don’t just happen in dark alleys. They happen in:
Suburban homes
Apartments
Bathrooms
Bedrooms
“One last time” scenarios
California has been hit hard by opioid overdoses, especially fentanyl contamination. People often don’t know what they’re taking, how strong it is, or how their tolerance has changed.
Add isolation, shame, and delayed medical response — and it becomes fatal.
How to Survive It
Never use alone. Ever. Pride kills.
Carry Naloxone (Narcan) if you or someone you know uses opioids.
Test substances when possible. Street drugs lie.
If you’re prescribed medication, follow dosage instructions like your life depends on it — because it does.
If someone is unresponsive, call 911 immediately. California’s Good Samaritan laws protect callers.
Survival Rule: Shame is deadlier than drugs. Call for help.
3. Suicide (The Most Preventable Cause of Death)
Why People Die This Way
This isn’t about weakness. It’s about:
Untreated depression
Chronic stress
Financial pressure
Isolation
Loss of meaning
Access to lethal means during a temporary crisis
Many suicides happen during short emotional storms, not lifelong decisions.
How to Survive It
If you’re struggling, talk to someone before the crisis peaks.
Remove or lock away lethal means during hard periods.
Build routines: sleep, movement, sunlight.
If someone you know is withdrawing or giving things away, take it seriously.
Call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline) if needed.
Survival Rule: Feelings are temporary. Death is not. Stay.
4. Accidental Falls (Not Just an “Old People” Thing)
Why People Die This Way
Falls kill people of all ages due to:
Head injuries
Ladder accidents
Alcohol impairment
Slippery surfaces
Overconfidence and under-footwear
California’s DIY culture alone accounts for half of this category.
How to Survive It
Use proper ladders. No chairs. No crates. No vibes.
Wear shoes with traction.
Install handrails and adequate lighting.
Don’t mix alcohol and heights.
If you hit your head and feel “off,” seek medical attention.
Survival Rule: Gravity has never lost a fight. Respect it.
5. Fire & Smoke Inhalation (Wildfires and Home Fires)
Why People Die This Way
Fire doesn’t kill most victims — smoke does.
In California, deaths occur from:
Wildfires overtaking homes or vehicles
Smoke inhalation during evacuations
House fires caused by cooking, candles, or faulty wiring
Smoke incapacitates fast. You don’t get heroic last words.
How to Survive It
Install and maintain smoke detectors.
Have an evacuation plan. Practice it.
Keep a “go bag” ready during fire season.
Close doors when evacuating to slow fire spread.
If there’s heavy smoke, stay low and get out immediately.
Survival Rule: You don’t outrun fire. You out-plan it.
6. Homicide (Violence, Firearms, and Bad Decisions)
Why People Die This Way
Most homicides involve:
Firearms
People who know each other
Escalated arguments
Alcohol or drugs
Poor conflict management
Random violence exists, but predictable violence is more common.
How to Survive It
Avoid confrontations with strangers.
De-escalate. Ego is not bulletproof.
Be aware of your surroundings.
Secure firearms safely and responsibly.
Trust your instincts and leave bad situations early.
Survival Rule: Winning an argument isn’t worth dying for.
7. Drowning (Oceans, Rivers, Pools, and “I Got This”)
Why People Die This Way
California water deaths happen due to:
Rip currents
Cold shock
Alcohol
Overestimating swimming ability
No life jackets
The ocean doesn’t care if you’re fit.
How to Survive It
Learn how rip currents work.
Never swim alone.
Wear life jackets when boating.
Don’t fight the current — float and signal.
Avoid alcohol near water.
Survival Rule: Water is patient. It waits for mistakes.
8. Workplace Accidents (Especially Construction & Agriculture)
Why People Die This Way
Common causes include:
Falls from heights
Heavy machinery
Electrical hazards
Fatigue
Cutting corners to save time
California’s economy runs on people who work hard — sometimes too hard.
How to Survive It
Follow safety protocols, even when annoying.
Use protective equipment.
Report unsafe conditions.
Rest. Fatigue kills.
Speak up — your life outranks productivity.
Survival Rule: No job is worth a funeral.
9. Extreme Heat (Yes, Even in California)
Why People Die This Way
Heat kills via:
Dehydration
Heat exhaustion
Heat stroke
Organ failure
It sneaks up, especially on people without access to cooling or water.
How to Survive It
Hydrate constantly.
Avoid peak heat hours.
Use cooling centers.
Check on vulnerable neighbors.
Never leave people or pets in cars.
Survival Rule: If you feel “off,” you’re already in trouble.
10. Carbon Monoxide Poisoning (The Invisible Assassin)
Why People Die This Way
Carbon monoxide is odorless, colorless, and lethal. Causes include:
Faulty heaters
Generators indoors
Grills in enclosed spaces
Blocked vents
People fall asleep and never wake up.
How to Survive It
Install CO detectors.
Maintain appliances.
Never run engines indoors.
Ventilate properly.
Take alarms seriously.
Survival Rule: If you can’t smell the danger, detect it.
Final Survivalist Thoughts
California is not trying to kill you. Complacency is.
Most deaths aren’t freak accidents. They’re patterns — predictable, preventable, and survivable with awareness and preparation.
And remember: The goal isn’t to live forever. It’s to not die stupidly.
Stay sharp. Stay ready. Stay alive.
California is beautiful. It has beaches, mountains, deserts, forests, sunshine, earthquakes, traffic, wildfires, and enough stress to make a yoga instructor cry in a Trader Joe’s parking lot.
I’m a professional survivalist prepper. I believe in preparedness, redundancy, situational awareness, and the radical idea that you should wake up alive tomorrow. I’m also a stand-up comedian, which means I cope with reality by making jokes while quietly checking my emergency kit.
This article isn’t about fear. It’s about probability.
Most people don’t die because they’re old. They die because something preventable went wrong, they underestimated a risk, or they assumed “it won’t happen to me.”
California has a unique risk profile. Some dangers are obvious. Others wear yoga pants and look harmless until they ruin your life.
Below are the Top 10 non-old-age-related ways people commonly die in California, why they happen, and what you can do to stay alive, functional, and sarcastically optimistic.
Let’s begin.
1. Motor Vehicle Accidents (AKA: The California Freeway Hunger Games)
Why People Die This Way
California traffic isn’t traffic — it’s a social experiment in impatience.
People die in vehicle accidents due to:
Speeding (especially on freeways and rural highways)
Driving under the influence (alcohol, drugs, or exhaustion)
Motorcycles versus physics (physics always wins)
Aggressive driving combined with fragile egos
The problem isn’t just accidents — it’s reaction time, speed, and mass. A two-ton vehicle moving at 70 mph doesn’t care about your intentions.
How to Survive It
Drive like everyone else is drunk, angry, and late — because statistically, some of them are.
Leave more following distance than you think you need. Then double it.
Don’t race. The finish line is a red light.
Avoid peak DUI hours (late night, weekends).
If you ride a motorcycle, assume you are invisible and fragile — because you are.
Keep emergency supplies in your vehicle: water, first aid kit, flashlight, phone charger.
Survival Rule: The goal of driving is not to be right. The goal is to be alive.
2. Drug Overdoses (The Silent, Relentless Killer)
Why People Die This Way
Overdoses don’t just happen in dark alleys. They happen in:
Suburban homes
Apartments
Bathrooms
Bedrooms
“One last time” scenarios
California has been hit hard by opioid overdoses, especially fentanyl contamination. People often don’t know what they’re taking, how strong it is, or how their tolerance has changed.
Add isolation, shame, and delayed medical response — and it becomes fatal.
How to Survive It
Never use alone. Ever. Pride kills.
Carry Naloxone (Narcan) if you or someone you know uses opioids.
Test substances when possible. Street drugs lie.
If you’re prescribed medication, follow dosage instructions like your life depends on it — because it does.
If someone is unresponsive, call 911 immediately. California’s Good Samaritan laws protect callers.
Survival Rule: Shame is deadlier than drugs. Call for help.
3. Suicide (The Most Preventable Cause of Death)
Why People Die This Way
This isn’t about weakness. It’s about:
Untreated depression
Chronic stress
Financial pressure
Isolation
Loss of meaning
Access to lethal means during a temporary crisis
Many suicides happen during short emotional storms, not lifelong decisions.
How to Survive It
If you’re struggling, talk to someone before the crisis peaks.
Remove or lock away lethal means during hard periods.
Build routines: sleep, movement, sunlight.
If someone you know is withdrawing or giving things away, take it seriously.
Call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline) if needed.
Survival Rule: Feelings are temporary. Death is not. Stay.
4. Accidental Falls (Not Just an “Old People” Thing)
Why People Die This Way
Falls kill people of all ages due to:
Head injuries
Ladder accidents
Alcohol impairment
Slippery surfaces
Overconfidence and under-footwear
California’s DIY culture alone accounts for half of this category.
How to Survive It
Use proper ladders. No chairs. No crates. No vibes.
Wear shoes with traction.
Install handrails and adequate lighting.
Don’t mix alcohol and heights.
If you hit your head and feel “off,” seek medical attention.
Survival Rule: Gravity has never lost a fight. Respect it.
5. Fire & Smoke Inhalation (Wildfires and Home Fires)
Why People Die This Way
Fire doesn’t kill most victims — smoke does.
In California, deaths occur from:
Wildfires overtaking homes or vehicles
Smoke inhalation during evacuations
House fires caused by cooking, candles, or faulty wiring
Smoke incapacitates fast. You don’t get heroic last words.
How to Survive It
Install and maintain smoke detectors.
Have an evacuation plan. Practice it.
Keep a “go bag” ready during fire season.
Close doors when evacuating to slow fire spread.
If there’s heavy smoke, stay low and get out immediately.
Survival Rule: You don’t outrun fire. You out-plan it.
6. Homicide (Violence, Firearms, and Bad Decisions)
Why People Die This Way
Most homicides involve:
Firearms
People who know each other
Escalated arguments
Alcohol or drugs
Poor conflict management
Random violence exists, but predictable violence is more common.
How to Survive It
Avoid confrontations with strangers.
De-escalate. Ego is not bulletproof.
Be aware of your surroundings.
Secure firearms safely and responsibly.
Trust your instincts and leave bad situations early.
Survival Rule: Winning an argument isn’t worth dying for.
7. Drowning (Oceans, Rivers, Pools, and “I Got This”)
Why People Die This Way
California water deaths happen due to:
Rip currents
Cold shock
Alcohol
Overestimating swimming ability
No life jackets
The ocean doesn’t care if you’re fit.
How to Survive It
Learn how rip currents work.
Never swim alone.
Wear life jackets when boating.
Don’t fight the current — float and signal.
Avoid alcohol near water.
Survival Rule: Water is patient. It waits for mistakes.
8. Workplace Accidents (Especially Construction & Agriculture)
Why People Die This Way
Common causes include:
Falls from heights
Heavy machinery
Electrical hazards
Fatigue
Cutting corners to save time
California’s economy runs on people who work hard — sometimes too hard.
How to Survive It
Follow safety protocols, even when annoying.
Use protective equipment.
Report unsafe conditions.
Rest. Fatigue kills.
Speak up — your life outranks productivity.
Survival Rule: No job is worth a funeral.
9. Extreme Heat (Yes, Even in California)
Why People Die This Way
Heat kills via:
Dehydration
Heat exhaustion
Heat stroke
Organ failure
It sneaks up, especially on people without access to cooling or water.
How to Survive It
Hydrate constantly.
Avoid peak heat hours.
Use cooling centers.
Check on vulnerable neighbors.
Never leave people or pets in cars.
Survival Rule: If you feel “off,” you’re already in trouble.
10. Carbon Monoxide Poisoning (The Invisible Assassin)
Why People Die This Way
Carbon monoxide is odorless, colorless, and lethal. Causes include:
Faulty heaters
Generators indoors
Grills in enclosed spaces
Blocked vents
People fall asleep and never wake up.
How to Survive It
Install CO detectors.
Maintain appliances.
Never run engines indoors.
Ventilate properly.
Take alarms seriously.
Survival Rule: If you can’t smell the danger, detect it.
Final Survivalist Thoughts
California is not trying to kill you. Complacency is.
Most deaths aren’t freak accidents. They’re patterns — predictable, preventable, and survivable with awareness and preparation.
I’ve trained survivalists in deserts, forests, disaster zones, and urban collapse scenarios for over two decades. I’ve watched states rise and fall in preparedness, common sense, and leadership. California? I’m done pretending it’s not actively working against its own citizens.
Between reckless policies, ignored infrastructure, and a government more focused on optics than reality, Californians are left to fend for themselves—especially when it comes to real-world dangers like venomous and disease-carrying insects. Nature doesn’t care about politics, but poor leadership makes surviving nature a lot harder.
Let’s get one thing straight: California is home to insects that can kill you. Sometimes it’s venom. Sometimes it’s disease. Sometimes it’s your body’s reaction. And when emergency response is delayed, underfunded, or inaccessible, a small mistake can become fatal fast.
Below are the most dangerous insects in California, why they’re deadly, and exactly what you need to do to survive.
1. Africanized “Killer” Bees
These bees are not a myth, and they are absolutely present in California.
Africanized honey bees are extremely territorial. Disturb one hive and you may face hundreds or thousands of stings in seconds. Death usually occurs through toxic envenomation or anaphylactic shock, even in people with no known allergies.
Survival Rules:
Run immediately—do not swat.
Cover your face and airways.
Get indoors or into a vehicle.
Remove stingers by scraping, not pinching.
Seek medical help immediately after multiple stings.
If you’re hiking barefoot or working outdoors, you’re at serious risk if you stumble into a ground hive.
2. Western Black Widow Spider
The black widow is calm—until it isn’t. Its venom attacks the nervous system and can cause severe muscle cramping, paralysis, respiratory distress, and death in vulnerable individuals.
Survival Rules:
Wear gloves when working outdoors.
Shake out shoes and clothing.
If bitten: clean the area, apply ice, and seek medical care immediately.
Severe symptoms require antivenom.
Black widows thrive in clutter—something California cities seem to specialize in these days.
3. Brown Recluse Spider (Expanding Range)
While not historically native, brown recluses are increasingly reported due to transport, climate shifts, and urban sprawl.
Their venom causes necrotic tissue death, leading to infections, sepsis, and in rare cases, death.
Survival Rules:
Do not ignore a worsening bite.
Seek medical care immediately if skin darkens or ulcerates.
Keep storage areas clean and sealed.
Delayed treatment is where people lose limbs—or their lives.
4. Kissing Bugs (Triatomine Bugs)
These insects transmit Chagas disease, a slow killer that attacks the heart and digestive system. Many infected people don’t realize it until years later, when organ damage becomes irreversible.
Survival Rules:
Seal cracks in walls and foundations.
Use bed nets in rural areas.
If bitten repeatedly, request disease screening.
California doesn’t track this well. That should worry you.
5. Mosquitoes (West Nile, Zika, and More)
Mosquitoes are the deadliest insects on Earth, and California has plenty of them.
West Nile Virus alone has killed Californians—especially the elderly and immunocompromised.
Survival Rules:
Remove standing water.
Use repellents with DEET or picaridin.
Wear long sleeves at dusk and dawn.
Seek medical attention for neurological symptoms.
When public mosquito control programs fail, individuals pay the price.
6. Tarantula Hawks (Pepsis Wasps)
These massive wasps deliver one of the most painful stings in the insect world. While rarely fatal on their own, shock, falls, or allergic reactions can turn deadly.
Survival Rules:
Stay still—do not provoke.
Avoid bright clothing in desert areas.
Treat stings immediately and monitor breathing.
Pain can incapacitate you long enough to cause secondary injuries.
7. Fire Ants (Invasive and Spreading)
Fire ants are spreading in Southern California, and mass stings can cause death via allergic reaction or toxic overload.
Survival Rules:
Watch where you step—especially barefoot.
Wash stings immediately.
Seek help for swelling or breathing issues.
Ignoring invasive species is just another example of California leadership failure.
8. Fleas (Plague Still Exists)
Yes—plague still exists in California, transmitted by fleas from rodents.
Rare? Yes. Impossible? Absolutely not.
Survival Rules:
Control rodents.
Treat pets for fleas.
Avoid wild animal contact.
History doesn’t care if you think you’re “modern.”
Final Survival Advice from Someone Who’s Had Enough
California loves to regulate everything—except the things that actually keep you alive.
You cannot depend on rapid emergency response. You cannot assume public safety systems are functioning. And you cannot afford ignorance.
Survival in California now requires personal responsibility.
Learn your environment. Wear protective gear. Carry first-aid supplies. Know when to seek help—and don’t delay because someone told you “it’s probably nothing.”
Because insects don’t care who you voted for. And when seconds matter, politics won’t save you.
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