
Let me tell y’all something right now: if one more person tells me homesteading is “just a cute hobby,” I might just throw a cast iron skillet through the wall of my root cellar. This ain’t a trend. This ain’t some TikTok fantasy where you frolic in wildflowers and collect eggs in a gingham dress while sipping kombucha. This is real life, and here in Kentucky, it’s blood, sweat, blisters, frostbite, and the kind of grit most folks wouldn’t recognize if it slapped them upside the head with a bag of feed.
Homesteading is not for the faint of heart. It’s for the tough, the tired, the stubborn-as-hell, and the people who understand that freedom comes from getting your hands in the dirt—not just talkin’ about it online.
I’ve built this Kentucky homestead from the red clay up with nothing but calloused hands, hard lessons, and a whole lot of failures. If you’re gonna live this life, you’d better be ready to learn skills they sure as hell don’t teach in schools anymore. And if you think it’s just about mason jars and chicken coops, think again.
Let me break it down for you. Here are 15 non-negotiable skills every Kentucky homesteader better damn well learn, or else they’ll be up a creek without a paddle, a chicken, or a crop.
🛠 15 Hard-Earned Kentucky Homesteading Skills
- Seed Starting & Soil Blocking – If you’re buying starts from Tractor Supply every spring, you’re doing it wrong. Learn to start your own with soil blocks, save your heirloom seeds, and get ahead of the late frosts that love to sneak up in March.
- Basic Carpentry – From chicken tractors to compost bins to cold frames, you have to know how to use a saw and a drill. Or go broke paying someone else.
- Canning & Preservation – Canning ain’t just some Depression-era nonsense. It’s how you survive the winter with dignity. Water bath, pressure canning, pickling—it’s not optional.
- Butchering Livestock – Don’t raise meat birds if you can’t bring yourself to butcher ’em. It’s part of the cycle. Learn to do it quick, clean, and with respect.
- Composting – You can’t buy your way into good soil. Compost is black gold, and anyone who thinks it’s “gross” ain’t never grown a real tomato.
- Beekeeping – Our Kentucky springs are sweet and wild—perfect for bees. Keep ‘em happy and healthy, and they’ll reward you with pollination and honey money.
- Soap Making – Store-bought soap is full of junk. Lard, lye, and lavender oil can keep you cleaner and more independent than any overpriced organic nonsense.
- Fermentation – Sauerkraut, sourdough, kefir—your gut will thank you and so will your pantry.
- Rainwater Harvesting – We get plenty of rain, but that don’t mean it’s always where you need it. Save it, store it, and never take a storm for granted.
- Fence Building – If you can’t build a fence, don’t even think about owning animals. Period.
- Animal Husbandry – Chickens, goats, rabbits, pigs. Know what they eat, how they behave, when they’re sick, and how to birth and butcher. Don’t romanticize it.
- Chainsaw Use & Safety – You live in Kentucky. You’ll need firewood. Trees will fall. Limbs will break. Learn to use a chainsaw or end up crushed or cold.
- Food Forest & Perennial Planting – Don’t replant every damn year. Elderberries, asparagus, comfrey, and pawpaws—put in the work once and reap the rewards for decades.
- First Aid & Herbal Remedies – Nearest hospital’s 45 minutes away, and that’s if the holler’s dry. Know your herbs. Know how to splint a break or stitch a cut.
- Mechanical Maintenance – Your tractor, tiller, and generator will break—usually in the rain, in the mud, and on a Sunday. Know how to fix them or freeze trying.
🔧 3 DIY Homestead Hacks That’ll Save Your Sanity
Now let’s get down to business with three DIY hacks I swear by—tried, tested, and perfected in the bluegrass backwoods.
1. Insulated Root Cellar from an Old Freezer
Don’t toss that busted chest freezer—bury it instead.
- Dig a pit in a shaded, north-facing slope.
- Drop that freezer in, lid up.
- Cover the top with a few bales of straw and a pallet for weight.
- Boom: instant root cellar for potatoes, carrots, apples, or squash. Keeps cool year-round.
You’ll save energy, money, and space—and you won’t be running up your electric bill just to keep some carrots crisp.
2. Gravity-Fed Chicken Watering System
Tired of your poultry knocking over their waterers or freezing ‘em solid? Build a gravity-fed watering system with:
- A 5-gallon bucket with a lid.
- A length of clear tubing.
- Some poultry nipples or cups.
- Mount it slightly uphill and use gravity to keep water flowing.
Add a black hose coiled in the sun to help keep it thawed in the colder months. You’ll spend way less time hauling water and more time watching healthy, hydrated hens.
3. Solar Dryer Made from Old Windows
Those antique windows collecting dust in your barn? Don’t trash ‘em—turn ’em into a solar dehydrator.
- Build a simple wooden box frame.
- Line it with mesh racks.
- Mount the window on top, angled toward the sun.
- Vent holes on the bottom and top (with bug screen!).
Perfect for drying herbs, mushrooms, apples, and jerky—without depending on the grid or a noisy dehydrator.
Now listen—Kentucky is a special kind of place. We’ve got unpredictable weather, stubborn soil, and more ticks than I care to count. But we’ve also got resilience, community, and a long legacy of self-sufficiency. You can’t fake this lifestyle. You live it, or you don’t. You respect the land, or it eats you alive.
I don’t want to hear about how “hard” it is to find raw milk or how your zucchini didn’t grow because you forgot to mulch. You want it? Then earn it. Show up every day, even when it’s 95 degrees and the goats got out again. Even when the canner breaks and your rooster tries to kill you. Even when no one understands why you live like this.
You live like this because you believe in something deeper: independence, stewardship, legacy.
So no, homesteading ain’t cute. It’s not easy. It’s not always fun.
But damn if it isn’t worth every drop of sweat, blood, and rain-soaked effort.