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25 Extremely Funny Christian Thoughts To Celebrate Every Day

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Christianity is a serious business but everything has it’s funny side. After all laughter is the best medicine – which is why we practice it religiously here at Godinterest, especially when it comes to funny quotes.

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Some things have to be believed to be seen. ~ Ralph Hodgson

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means. ~ George Bernard Shaw

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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. ~ Ronald Reagan

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe? ~ Quentin Crisp

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Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. ~ Fred Allen

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. ~ Billy Sunday

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A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. ~ Billy Graham

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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. ~ Mark Twain

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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. ~ Dante Rossetti

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On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. ~ Curtis McDougall

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A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday. ~ Thomas Ybarra

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Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. ~ Aldous Huxley

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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ~ Napoleon

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me… they’re cramming for their final exam. ~ George Carlin

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If there were no God, there would be no atheists. ~ G. K. Chesterton

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The church is prayer-conditioned. ~ Anonymous

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. ~ G. K. Chesterton

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If you use the church’s WiFi, are you receiving God’s signal? ~ Anonymous

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ~ Mark Twain

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ~ Robert Orben

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I’d rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn’t, than to live my whole life assuming there isn’t a God, only to find out there is. ~ Peter Barry

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You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. ~ Doris Egan

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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~ Mahatma Ghandi

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The number of followers you have doesn’t make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12. ~ Anonymous

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ~ Anonymous

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Freedom… As Long AS You’re Not Christian

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Christian values and beliefs have come under fire for centuries, but our present times have seen such opposition that can have a person’s head reeling from the forceful nature of it. We have been told that it is okay to believe, as long as your beliefs do not go against the ruling beliefs of the age.

People can speak easily of their rights, in fact, it falls off their tongues at the drop of a hat. You have the freedom of speech, freedom to follow your own beliefs, and the list goes on. However, as soon as a Christian exercises their rights in certain (most) respects, they receive opposition that can often be violent if you’re not vigilant. Of course, we are well aware that we will suffer as Jesus suffered if indeed we are His, but I wonder if people stop to think about what they are saying and accusing us of before they actually retaliate with some words or even fists?

This ‘topic’ circulated in my head after I came across news concerning Chick-fil-A, the popular American food franchise. There is apparently some controversy involving a report from the liberal outlet ThinkProgress that states the Chick-fil-A Foundation gave $1.8 million to three organisations “with a record of anti-LGBTQ discrimination.” The organisations and the donations given were:

*$1,653,416 to the Fellowship of Christian Athletes
*$6,000 to the Paul Anderson Youth Home
*$150,000 to the Salvation Army

Most of the Foundation’s money actually went to mainstream Christian organisations, but as with all things media, this was just an attempt to demonise the company because it is Christian. Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy once said that we’re “inviting GOD’S judgement on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say we know better than You as to what constitutes a marriage.” Needless to say, the media had a field day with that!

Okay, first of all, Chick-fil-A is a Christian company which means that they operate according to Christian values whether it is in business or giving. Secondly, they have the right to give to whoever they feel like giving the money to, right? But as it does not fit the criteria of ThinkProgress, then it’s wrong?

That logic is flawed, nitpicking at best. They are complaining about Christians being Christian, where’s the sense in that? It is no secret that we believe that homosexuality is wrong, that same-sex marriage is wrong, and that sexual purity is essential for all Christians.

I do not see it as discrimination, but obedience to GOD’S Word, but of course, people will twist, harp on, demonise, and fight everything to do with the Almighty because they believe the lies of the devil.

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