How NOT to Die in San Francisco’s Riot

San Francisco, for all its charm and vibrance, has become a hotspot for unpredictable civil unrest. In a world that feels like it’s teetering on the edge of chaos, you can’t rely on luck or law enforcement alone to stay safe. When the city’s filled with the sound of smashing glass, sirens, and screaming protestors, your safety is your own responsibility.

I’ve spent decades preparing for situations just like this—urban collapse, riots, natural disasters, and breakdowns of civil order. My mission now is to pass on what I know, because survival isn’t about paranoia—it’s about readiness. Below, I’ll teach you eight critical self-defense skills, three DIY weapon hacks, and walk you through how to move, think, and react during a riot in San Francisco—or any urban environment under siege.


1. Situational Awareness: The Mindset of Survival

The first line of defense is always your mind. If you’re walking down Market Street with your earbuds in and your eyes on your phone, you’re prey—plain and simple. During a riot, keep your head on a swivel. Observe crowd movements, police positions, exits, and potential threats. Know your surroundings. Watch body language. Who’s escalating? Who’s panicking? This instinct can save your life. Avoid bottlenecks, dead ends, and never follow the crowd blindly.


2. De-escalation Tactics

You don’t always need to fight. Real skill is knowing when not to. De-escalation is the art of redirecting aggression. Lower your voice. Speak calmly. Keep your hands visible and palms out. Don’t challenge anyone directly. Phrases like “I’m just trying to get out of here,” or “I don’t want trouble,” disarm more people than fists ever will. This can buy you precious seconds to exit or disengage.


3. Urban Camouflage

Blend in. If you’re wearing high-vis gear, luxury brands, or tactical clothing during a riot, you become a target. Wear neutral colors—gray, black, navy. Avoid flashy logos. Think like a gray man. A bandana, a hood, and non-reflective sunglasses can protect your identity and shield you from tear gas. In a riot, anonymity is power.


4. Quick Strike Self-Defense (QSSD)

Sometimes, there’s no way to avoid a confrontation. Learn QSSD techniques—targeting the soft tissue: eyes, throat, groin. Use open-hand strikes or short, aggressive punches. You’re not trying to win a fight. You’re trying to create space and escape. One of my favorite tools is the palm-heel strike to the chin or nose. It’s fast, brutal, and can stun an attacker long enough for you to get away.


5. Escape and Evasion Skills

If things go south, don’t stick around to film it. Know your exits. Riot routes shift fast. Side alleys, fire escapes, rooftops, and even underground parking garages become survival pathways. Use Google Maps to pre-mark safe zones and alternate exits. Learn how to break restraints. Keep a mini escape kit on you: handcuff key, paracord, mini flashlight, and a utility blade hidden in your wallet or belt.


6. Weapon Retention

If you carry a defensive weapon—knife, baton, pepper spray—you’d better know how to keep it. Rioters may try to disarm you in a scuffle. Practice retention techniques: tight grip, weapon close to the body, non-dominant hand protecting your centerline. Use your environment to brace or shield while deploying your weapon. Don’t pull unless you’re ready to use it.


7. Improvised Weapons Training

Anything can be a weapon. A steel water bottle, a belt with a heavy buckle, a flashlight, even a rolled-up magazine. Know how to adapt. If you’re cornered, use a key between your fingers for strikes or your backpack as a shield. Train your mind to see tools in everyday objects. This isn’t about aggression—it’s about defense when your back is against the wall.


8. Ground Defense and Breakaway

If you’re knocked to the ground, the fight isn’t over—but you’re at a huge disadvantage. Learn to protect your head and vital organs. Shrimping and break-falls from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu can save you from injury. A fast kick to the shin or knee from the ground can give you a second to get up. Never stop moving. Your goal is to get back on your feet—fast.


DIY Survival Weapon Skills

When traditional weapons aren’t available, it’s time to get creative. Here are three DIY weapon builds anyone can make with urban materials:


1. PVC Pipe Baton

Grab a piece of PVC pipe, about 18 to 24 inches long. Fill it with sand or small rocks. Cap both ends with duct tape. You’ve now got a solid impact weapon that can easily be carried in a backpack or gym bag. It’s legal-looking, but hits hard.


2. Slingbow Conversion

Take a basic slingshot and modify it with zip ties and paracord to shoot arrows. This won’t stop a riot, but it can protect you from aggressive threats at a distance in the wild or during prolonged civil unrest. Compact and quiet.


3. Tactical Spear from a Mop Handle

Break or saw off a broom or mop handle. Duct-tape a sharpened kitchen knife (or better yet, a survival blade) to the end. Reinforce the joint with paracord or a hose clamp if available. Instant spear—great for holding off threats in confined spaces.


How To Survive a Riot in San Francisco: Step-By-Step

  1. Avoidance is King – Stay informed. Use police scanners, Twitter, Citizen app, and local Reddit threads. If unrest is growing, stay away from protest zones—especially Civic Center, SoMa, and the Mission District.
  2. Have a Go-Bag Ready – A small EDC pack with first aid, water, flashlight, gloves, KN95 mask (tear gas protection), and power bank is a must. Lightweight shoes, neutral clothes, and cash are non-negotiables.
  3. Plan Your Exit Route – Know the side streets and where the riots are migrating. Don’t rely on public transport; buses and trains often shut down.
  4. Avoid Getting Boxed In – Don’t get caught between protestors and riot police. Both sides will pressure you. Stick to the periphery and keep moving.
  5. Don’t Film or Broadcast – Not only can this attract attention from hostile actors, but it also paints a target on your back. Be invisible, be mobile.
  6. Watch for Triggers – Fire, broken glass, fireworks, or gunshots signal escalation. When you see the energy shift, that’s your cue to leave immediately.
  7. Avoid Confrontation – Even if someone provokes you, walk away. The riot is not the time for ego or moral high ground. Your life matters more than pride.
  8. Meet-Up Plan – Have a trusted person you check in with. If you get separated or your phone dies, agree on a meetup location beforehand.
  9. Stay Calm Under Pressure – Fear clouds judgment. Breathe. Think. Then move. Your calm will be your compass when chaos surrounds you.
  10. Aftercare – Once safe, disinfect any wounds, rest, hydrate, and mentally decompress. PTSD is real—even if you “got out okay.”

Final Thoughts

You don’t need to be a martial arts expert or ex-military to survive a riot in San Francisco. But you do need to train, think ahead, and prepare like your life depends on it—because one day, it might.

Violence is never the goal. But survival is. And in today’s world, there’s no excuse not to be ready. Train your body. Sharpen your mind. Harden your spirit.

How To Stay Safe and Survive During a Riot in Illinois (Mainly Chicago)

Let’s be clear — if you’re waiting until a riot breaks out in Illinois to figure out how to stay alive, you’re already behind. I’ve spent over a decade training in survival tactics, martial arts, tactical weapons, and real-world defense scenarios. Riots are chaotic, fast-moving, and unforgiving. Whether it’s Chicago, Springfield, or a rural town seeing unexpected unrest, your preparation and mindset will determine if you make it out in one piece. This guide is for those who take survival seriously.

Understand the Environment: Illinois in Crisis

Illinois has diverse terrain — from crowded urban centers to isolated farmland. Riots can erupt over political unrest, police action, economic crashes, or even sports events gone sideways. In cities like Chicago, the density means escape routes are limited. In more rural areas, law enforcement can be slow to respond. No matter where you are, the principles of riot survival remain the same: stay informed, stay mobile, stay armed (legally and effectively), and stay smart.


8 Critical Self-Defense Skills You Need to Master

You don’t need to be a black belt to survive, but you damn well need to know how to protect yourself when things go sideways. Here are the eight skills every survival-minded person should have locked down:

1. Situational Awareness

This isn’t just “keeping your head on a swivel.” It’s about reading a crowd, spotting tension, locating exits, and identifying threats before they become problems. Train your eyes and ears to work together.

2. Escape and Evasion Tactics

If a riot breaks out, your first goal should always be to get out of the area. Learn how to move through crowds, blend in, use alleys, avoid bottlenecks, and even climb fences or navigate rooftops if necessary.

3. Verbal De-escalation

Sometimes, you don’t need to fight. You need to calm someone down or talk your way out of a bad spot. Practice using a calm, assertive voice and body language that shows you’re not prey, but also not a threat.

4. Krav Maga Basics

Krav Maga was built for real-world violence. Learn basic strikes (palm heel, elbow, knee), how to disarm an attacker, and how to neutralize threats quickly.

5. Improvised Weapon Use

In a riot, your fancy self-defense weapon might be confiscated. A belt buckle, pen, tactical flashlight, or even your keys can be used to protect yourself. Practice turning everyday objects into tools of survival.

6. Knife Defense and Offense

Know how to use and defend against a blade. Learn grip techniques, slashing and stabbing targets, and how to block or deflect a knife attack. Blades are common in street fights — train accordingly.

7. Ground Fighting

You might get taken to the ground. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ) or basic wrestling moves can save your life when you’re pinned or overwhelmed. Learn to break guard, choke escapes, and how to use leverage.

8. Firearm Handling Under Stress (Legally)

If you’re in Illinois and legally carry, you must train with your firearm under simulated stress. Shooting paper at the range is not the same as drawing your weapon while under attack. Learn trigger discipline, aiming under pressure, and when to shoot — or when not to.


3 DIY Survival Weapons You Can Build at Home

These weapons are for last-resort defense. They’re legal to possess in most places if built properly and used only in self-defense. But check Illinois laws before creating or carrying any of these.

1. PVC Pipe Baton

  • Materials: 1.5″ PVC pipe, steel rods or sand, duct tape
  • How to Build: Fill the PVC with steel rods or sand for weight, cap both ends, and wrap in duct tape for grip. It’s light, concealable, and hits hard — perfect for keeping attackers at bay.

2. Tactical Sling Weapon

  • Materials: Paracord, nuts or ball bearings, sturdy pouch
  • How to Build: Create a basic sling with a paracord pouch that holds heavy ball bearings. With practice, this becomes a silent, ranged weapon. Aim for knees, elbows, or the face to incapacitate.

3. Nail and Board Trap (Home Defense)

  • Materials: Wooden board, 3” nails, hammer
  • How to Build: Drive nails through the board, spacing them out about 1” apart. Hide it under a welcome mat or near entry points to slow down intruders. Simple deterrent when you’re stuck in place.

Urban Survival Tactics: Illinois-Specific Tips

Here’s where things get tactical. Riots aren’t just about physical fights — it’s psychological, logistical, and geographical.

1. Know Your Urban Escape Routes

In downtown Chicago, avoid major arteries during civil unrest. Stick to side streets, alleyways, and pedestrian bridges. Learn which parking garages connect via underground tunnels. In Springfield or Peoria, use railways or canal paths as quick exits.

2. Blend In or Go Ghost

Wearing tactical gear may make you a target. Dress like the locals, move with the crowd, and don’t draw attention. If needed, stash a change of clothes in a bug-out bag. Ditch bright colors, logos, or military patterns.

3. Build a Bug-Out Bag for Riot Scenarios

Include:

  • Gas mask or N95 respirator (tear gas/pepper spray)
  • Compact crowbar or Halligan tool (for barriers)
  • Energy bars, water, lighter, gloves, and first aid
  • Burner phone (no tracking)
  • Compact trauma kit: tourniquet, gauze, hemostatic agent

When to Stand Your Ground — And When to Run

Let’s not play Hollywood hero. If you can leave, do it. If you’re trapped and cornered, you defend your life with everything you’ve got. Remember this rule: Don’t die on the sidewalk over someone else’s cause. Live to fight another day, preferably somewhere safe.

If you’re protecting your family or property and cannot flee:

  • Fortify entrances with furniture, cords, and makeshift barriers
  • Cut power and silence electronics to avoid detection
  • Arm yourself with legally allowed weapons and know how to use them effectively
  • Keep lights off, stay silent, and use shadows to your advantage

Psychological Warfare: Controlling Your Fear

Fear is natural — but panic is fatal. Train your body through stress drills. Run with a weighted bag. Do pushups after holding your breath. Learn to control adrenaline. If your heart’s pounding and hands are shaking, your survival chances drop fast.

Practice staying calm by rehearsing “what if” scenarios. The more your brain runs simulations, the less it freaks out under pressure. Mindset isn’t fluff — it’s your most powerful weapon.


Final Thoughts from a Prepared Mind

Surviving a riot in Illinois isn’t about being paranoid — it’s about being prepared. You don’t get a second chance when chaos comes to your door. Know the law, train your body, sharpen your mind, and keep your gear ready.

You can’t stop a riot. But you can survive one. And for those of us who live by the code of self-reliance, that’s what matters most.