Alternative Power Sources – Solar panels, generators, wind power, and battery banks.

Alright, listen up, because I’m only going to say this once. If you’re out there thinking you can just sit back and rely on the grid when the world goes sideways, you’re dead wrong. The grid fails. It’s a ticking time bomb that can explode at any second — a blackout, a natural disaster, civil unrest, or a cyberattack — and then you’re left in the dark, literally and figuratively. If you don’t have alternative power sources locked down, you might as well kiss your survival chances goodbye.

I’m not here to sugarcoat it or hold your hand. Survival is about being ready, being ruthless, and being smart. If you don’t want to be a sitting duck, you better learn how to harness power on your own terms. Solar panels, generators, wind turbines, and battery banks are your lifelines in a SHTF scenario. But it’s not enough to just have them—you need to know how to use, maintain, and adapt these systems. Here’s the raw, no-BS breakdown.


15 Survival Skills for Alternative Power Sources

  1. Solar Panel Setup and Orientation
    If you don’t know how to properly set up your solar panels, you’re wasting time and resources. Panels need to face true south (in the northern hemisphere) and be angled based on your latitude. Learn how to adjust this seasonally for maximum efficiency.
  2. Solar Panel Maintenance
    Dust, snow, leaves, and grime kill your panel’s output. You need to be scrubbing those panels regularly with clean water and a soft cloth. Never use harsh chemicals or abrasive materials.
  3. Generator Operation and Fuel Management
    A generator isn’t magic; it’s a beast that needs fuel and proper care. Know how to start it cold, run it safely, and manage fuel reserves without letting gas go stale. Rotating your fuel stockpile is essential.
  4. Generator Troubleshooting
    Generators can fail. Know how to check spark plugs, fuel lines, oil levels, and air filters. Don’t wait until you need it—practice running your generator monthly.
  5. Wind Turbine Basics
    Wind power is often overlooked. Learn to build or set up a small wind turbine, identify optimal sites (look for steady, unobstructed wind), and know the common failure points like blade damage or electrical shorts.
  6. Battery Bank Assembly
    It’s not just about throwing a bunch of batteries together. Understand series vs. parallel connections, proper wiring, fusing, and ventilation to avoid deadly short circuits or fires.
  7. Battery Maintenance and Monitoring
    Lead-acid and lithium batteries need different care. You have to check water levels in flooded batteries, keep terminals clean, and use voltmeters or battery monitors to avoid deep discharge.
  8. Inverter Use and Power Management
    Converting DC to AC with an inverter wastes power. Know your inverter’s efficiency, the wattage limits, and how to prioritize what appliances get power.
  9. Power Load Calculation
    You must calculate the total wattage your system can handle. Overloading your system means failure when you need it most.
  10. Emergency Power Rationing
    Know how to ration your power output—turn off non-essential devices, switch to energy-saving modes, and rotate usage to stretch your reserves.
  11. Energy Storage Alternatives
    Aside from batteries, learn how to use capacitors, flywheels, or even old-school mechanical storage (like gravity-based energy storage) if you want to get creative.
  12. Portable Power Sources
    Learn to maintain portable solar chargers and small generators that can be transported easily—critical if you need to bug out.
  13. DIY Power Repair Skills
    Have basic electrical skills—knowing how to solder, crimp, and replace fuses or connectors can keep your system running when parts fail.
  14. Fuel Harvesting and Storage
    For generators, learn to store fuel safely and harvest alternative fuels like biodiesel or wood gas if you’re truly hardcore.
  15. Grid Tie-in and Isolation
    Know how to safely isolate your system from the grid or even tie into it if it’s still functioning. Backfeeding can kill linemen or damage your gear.

3 DIY Survival Hacks for Alternative Power

1. Build Your Own Solar Still to Power Small Devices

If you’re desperate, make a solar still with clear plastic, a container, and a water source. This isn’t just for water purification — you can use the condensation water to cool small solar panels or create micro-hydro setups. It’s a low-cost, low-tech way to get the basics when you have zero gear.

2. Repurpose Old Car Alternators for Wind or Water Power

Car alternators are rugged and made to generate electricity. Hook one up to a DIY wind turbine or a small water wheel. This is how you get electricity without buying expensive gear. Yes, it takes some work and know-how, but when the grid fails, a little elbow grease goes a long way.

3. Create a Bicycle Generator Setup

Turn your bike into a generator by attaching it to a DC motor wired to your battery bank. Pedaling spins the motor, generating power. It’s brutal work, but when you’re trapped with no fuel and no sun, the sweat on your brow will keep your lights on and your radio running.


Why This Matters

Look, survival isn’t a weekend hobby or a trendy Instagram post. It’s life or death. You don’t just get to rely on government help, the power company, or your neighbors. The power grid is a fragile beast that can fail without warning—and if you’re not prepared with alternative power sources, you’re dead in the water.

Solar panels don’t care about blackouts, wind turbines laugh at gas shortages, generators can keep you running when the sun goes down, and battery banks store precious power you can’t afford to lose. But only if you know how to use them.

Get out there, learn these skills, and build your own power fortress. Otherwise, when the blackout hits, don’t come whining to me because you didn’t prepare.


If you want me to break down each power source in excruciating detail, or if you want me to talk about long-term storage and fuel alternatives, just say the word. But until then? Get off your butt and start building. Because if you don’t, someone else will—and you’ll be begging for scraps in the dark.

Vehicle Prepping – Bug-out vehicle modifications, fuel storage, and mobile supplies.

Why Your Vehicle Is Your Most Important Survival Tool

First off, understand that when society collapses, roads won’t be safe, gas stations won’t be open, and help won’t be coming. Your vehicle has to be more than just a means of transportation — it has to be a mobile fortress, a supply depot, and your ticket out of danger. This means serious upgrades, hardcore modifications, and smart planning.


15 Survival Skills for Your Bug-Out Vehicle

  1. Basic Mechanical Know-How
    If you can’t fix your own vehicle, you’re screwed. Learn how to change tires, replace belts, check fluids, and jump-start your battery. Know your vehicle like the back of your hand.
  2. Tire Repair and Maintenance
    Carry a high-quality tire repair kit — plugs, patches, inflator — and learn how to use it. Flats will happen, and roadside assistance will be a fantasy.
  3. Fuel Management and Conservation
    Drive slow, steady, and avoid unnecessary trips. Know your vehicle’s fuel consumption, and carry extra fuel safely.
  4. Off-Road Driving Skills
    Disasters don’t happen on smooth highways. Practice driving on dirt, mud, gravel, and rocky terrain.
  5. Navigation Without GPS
    Memorize key routes, use a physical map, and carry a compass. GPS satellites may be down or compromised.
  6. Emergency Vehicle Signaling
    Learn how to use your horn, lights, and reflective materials to signal for help or warn others.
  7. Basic First Aid
    Always have a well-stocked first aid kit. Know how to treat cuts, burns, shock, and broken bones — because a wound on the road can be a death sentence.
  8. Firearm Familiarity
    If legal in your area, keep a firearm and ammo in the vehicle for protection. Learn to use it responsibly.
  9. Water Purification
    Carry water purification tablets or a portable filter. Water found on the road might be contaminated.
  10. Communication
    Have a CB radio or ham radio setup to receive emergency broadcasts and communicate with others.
  11. Vehicle Recovery
    Carry a winch, tow straps, and shackles. Learn how to recover your vehicle if it gets stuck.
  12. Solar Charging
    Install portable solar panels to keep batteries, radios, and devices charged without draining the vehicle.
  13. Self-Defense Training
    Know how to defend yourself physically if attacked while on the move or at a stop.
  14. Night Driving Without Lights
    Sometimes you need to move stealthily. Practice driving without headlights or use low-impact lighting options.
  15. Thermal Management
    Know how to deal with heat and cold in your vehicle — blankets, insulated windows, ventilation, or portable heaters can be lifesavers.

3 DIY Survival Hacks for Your Bug-Out Vehicle

1. DIY Fuel Can Carrier and Safety System

Don’t just throw extra fuel cans in the back of your truck and hope for the best. Construct a secure, ventilated frame inside your vehicle that holds fuel cans upright and separated by fireproof materials (like metal sheets). Drill a small vent hole with a one-way valve to prevent dangerous vapor build-up. Attach straps to keep the cans from sliding or tipping. This isn’t just convenience — it’s a potential life-saver.

2. Emergency Water Catchment System

Attach a collapsible rainwater collector tarp or tarp system on your vehicle’s roof rack. In a pinch, park your vehicle under a tree or anywhere rain falls, and funnel water through a hose into sanitized containers. You can even rig a simple gravity filter with a coffee filter and activated charcoal packed in a clean bottle, giving you a decent first line of water filtration.

3. Improvised Vehicle Armor

You don’t need a tank, but a little extra protection goes a long way. Use steel mesh or thick metal sheets to reinforce vulnerable areas—especially windows and undercarriage. If you’re super handy, fashion a removable shield for your radiator and lights to protect from flying debris and attacks. Remember, even a layer of hardened plywood screwed tightly over windows can buy you seconds to escape.


Essential Bug-Out Vehicle Modifications

  • Heavy-Duty Suspension and Tires: Upgrade your suspension to handle rough terrain. Invest in all-terrain or mud tires that won’t fail when you need them most.
  • Skid Plates: Protect the undercarriage from rocks, stumps, and debris.
  • Roof Rack and Storage Boxes: Maximize your cargo capacity with weatherproof containers for gear and supplies.
  • Winch Installation: A winch can pull you out of mud, sand, or snow—and help others.
  • Dual Battery Setup: Keep your communications, fridge, or other electronics powered without draining your starter battery.
  • Additional Lighting: Install off-road lights, spotlights, and emergency flashers.
  • CB Radio Antenna and Radio: For communication beyond cell service.
  • Fuel Storage and Transfer Pump: Safely carry extra fuel and transfer it without spilling.
  • Portable Air Compressor: For inflating tires on the go.
  • Heavy-Duty Tow Hooks: For recovery or towing others.
  • Window Tint or Mesh: For privacy and to reduce heat.
  • Lockable Storage Compartments: Keep valuables and weapons safe.
  • Fire Extinguisher Mounts: Easily accessible in case of fire.
  • Solar Panels: Mounted or portable to keep batteries charged.
  • Camouflage Netting: To conceal your vehicle in hostile environments.

Fuel Storage: Don’t Be a Sitting Duck

Fuel is your lifeblood. When the grid goes down, gas stations close or get looted within hours. You need:

  • Approved Containers: Use DOT-approved metal or high-grade plastic jerry cans. Cheap cans leak and degrade fuel.
  • Rotation System: Store fuel and rotate it every 6 months with fresh fuel to avoid ethanol separation and gumming.
  • Cool, Ventilated Storage: Keep fuel containers in a shaded, ventilated area to prevent vapor buildup and degradation.
  • Separate Storage: Never store fuel inside the vehicle’s passenger compartment — keep it outside or in a dedicated, ventilated box.
  • Add Stabilizers: Use fuel stabilizer additives to extend shelf life.

Mobile Supplies Checklist

  • Food and Water: Non-perishable, compact rations like MREs, energy bars, and water purification kits.
  • First Aid: Trauma kits, bandages, antibiotics, painkillers, and burn treatment.
  • Tools: Multi-tool, hand saw, crowbar, duct tape, zip ties.
  • Fire Starting: Waterproof matches, lighters, ferro rods.
  • Shelter: Compact tarp, emergency blanket, small tent or bivvy.
  • Clothing: Weather-appropriate, durable, and layered.
  • Lighting: Headlamp, flashlights, spare batteries.
  • Self-defense: Pepper spray, knives, firearms if legal.
  • Communications: Radios, extra batteries, signal mirrors.
  • Navigation: Maps, compass, GPS device.
  • Hygiene: Soap, sanitizer, toilet paper.
  • Miscellaneous: Paracord, sewing kit, spare vehicle parts.

Final Word of Warning: Don’t Be a Lazy, Unprepared Moron

If you think survival is as simple as just “bugging out,” you’re walking straight into the lion’s mouth. Your vehicle is an extension of you—keep it sharp, keep it fueled, keep it loaded with everything you need to get out and stay out alive. When the world falls apart, there’s no room for mistakes or shortcuts. Your life depends on the quality of your preparation, your skills, and your resolve.

If you’re serious about surviving, start working on these survival skills and prepping your bug-out vehicle TODAY. Because when the chaos hits, you won’t get a second chance.


You want to survive? Then get your hands dirty, get smart, and get ready. The road ahead is going to be rough—and if you’re not prepared, it’ll swallow you whole.

Homesteading Skills – Gardening, livestock, beekeeping, and food independence.

Alright, buckle up, because I’m not here to sugarcoat anything. If you think homesteading is some cute little hobby for weekend warriors sipping lattes, you’re dead wrong. This is about survival — real, gritty, no-BS self-reliance in a world that’s falling apart piece by piece. You want to eat, you want shelter, and you want your family to live? Then you better learn these homesteading skills now before the grid goes dark for good.

Homesteading Skills – Gardening, Livestock, Beekeeping, and Food Independence

15 Survival Skills You’d Better Master Yesterday

1. Seed Saving and Storage
If you don’t know how to save seeds from your crops, you’re just begging for starvation. Learn to harvest, dry, and store seeds properly. Keep them cool, dry, and dark. That little packet is your lifeline next season.

2. Soil Building and Composting
You want crops to grow, right? Then don’t expect miracles from dead dirt. Build healthy soil with compost and mulch. Stop relying on chemical fertilizers—they run out and poison your land. Nature’s way is the only way.

3. Crop Rotation and Companion Planting
Planting the same crop in the same spot every year is a death sentence for your garden. Rotate crops and plant companions that fight pests and boost growth naturally. Learn which plants hate each other and which ones love each other.

4. Water Harvesting and Conservation
Relying on municipal water? Ha! Learn to catch rainwater, build swales, or dig wells. Know how to conserve every drop. Without water, nothing grows, and you dry up and die.

5. Livestock Husbandry Basics
Chickens, goats, rabbits—these animals are your food factory, fertilizer source, and even security if you know what you’re doing. Learn proper feeding, shelter, health care, and breeding. Don’t let your critters die on you like some backyard zoo.

6. Butchering and Meat Processing
Don’t be squeamish. Learn how to butcher your animals cleanly and safely. Meat rots fast if you don’t handle it right. Knowing how to process and preserve meat saves your life when the freezer fails.

7. Beekeeping and Honey Harvesting
Bees aren’t just cute—they’re essential pollinators. You want your garden to produce, you better keep bees. Honey is natural medicine and a long-lasting sugar source. Know how to manage hives and harvest without wrecking the colony.

8. Food Preservation Techniques
Canning, drying, fermenting, smoking—you need to preserve your harvest or you’ll waste half of it. Learn every method so you don’t rely on supermarkets. Preserved food can keep you alive through winter or tough times.

9. Foraging Wild Edibles
Don’t just rely on your plot. Know how to find and identify edible plants, nuts, and berries in the wild. Ignorance here will get you sick or dead.

10. Pest and Disease Management
Don’t just spray chemicals like a zombie. Learn organic and natural pest control methods. Healthy soil and diverse crops resist pests better. If your garden gets wiped out, your food supply is toast.

11. Tool Maintenance and Repair
Broken hoe? Dead chainsaw? No parts and no hardware store nearby? Learn to fix and maintain your tools. Your tools are your lifelines—treat them like your own limbs.

12. Emergency Shelter Building
Shit hits the fan and you lose your home? Knowing how to build a quick shelter from natural materials or salvage is crucial. This isn’t just about comfort—it’s survival.

13. Fire Making and Cooking
You better know how to build and control fire with or without matches. Open flame cooking skills will save you when the power grid fails and fuel runs scarce.

14. Animal Butchering and Hide Tanning
Besides meat, your livestock gives you hides, bones, and sinew—valuable resources. Know how to tan hides and turn scraps into useful gear. Don’t waste a single bit.

15. Self-defense and Security
Protect your homestead. Learn basic self-defense and security protocols. Desperate people do desperate things, and when society collapses, you’ll need to defend your food and family.


3 DIY Survival Hacks for Homesteading

Hack #1: DIY Solar Food Dehydrator
Stop waiting for fancy gear. Build a solar dehydrator using scrap wood, clear plastic, and mesh screens. Dry fruit, herbs, and meat under the sun to preserve food without electricity. This simple contraption can save tons of food from spoiling and give you portable, high-energy snacks when fuel and power are gone.

Hack #2: Rain Barrel Water Filter
Set up a rain barrel system with a basic filter made from layers of sand, charcoal, and gravel. Collect rainwater off your roof, run it through this filter, and use it for irrigation or emergency drinking water after boiling. It’s dirt cheap and can keep your plants alive when drought hits.

Hack #3: Chicken Tractor from Scrap Materials
Build a movable chicken coop (chicken tractor) out of reclaimed wood and hardware cloth. This lets your chickens fertilize fresh ground while scratching for bugs, reducing feed costs and improving your soil naturally. Plus, it’s easy to move so you can keep your flock safe and happy.


Listen up. These skills aren’t just a hobby or a cute weekend project. They’re your lifeline if the supply chains break, the power grid goes down, or the economy tanks. Waiting for “someone else” to save you is a death sentence.

You want food independence? You want to raise your own protein and pollinate your garden with bees? You want to survive hard times with dignity? Then put down your phone, get outside, and start mastering these skills. No one’s coming to rescue you. It’s up to you to build, grow, and defend.

And if you think it’s easy, you’re dead wrong. It takes sweat, grit, and constant vigilance. This is survivalism at its rawest—no shortcuts, no excuses, no luxury.

Get to work.

Home Defense & Security – Fortifying your home, surveillance, and defensive landscaping.

If you think your cozy little house is safe just because you’ve got a lock on the door and some curtains drawn, you’re dead wrong — and sooner or later, that complacency will get you gutted like a fish. In these chaotic times, home defense and security aren’t optional extras; they’re lifelines. If you don’t fortify your home like a damn fortress, you’re inviting disaster. And I’m not talking about paranoia — I’m talking cold, hard reality.

You want to survive, you want to keep your family alive? Then you better get serious. This isn’t a game. This is about turning your home into a stronghold — a place where anyone trying to invade will regret it immediately. If you’re not prepared, you might as well just hand over the keys and roll out a welcome mat for looters, thieves, and worse.

Here’s the no-bullshit truth: You must have layers. Layers of defense. Layers of surveillance. Layers of deterrents so thick it’d make a tank look like a paperweight. So buckle up. I’m going to lay out 15 survival skills you need for home defense and security, and finish with 3 DIY survival hacks that will save your ass when the chips are down.


15 Survival Skills for Home Defense & Security

1. Fortify Every Entry Point

Your doors and windows are your frontline. If your doors aren’t solid core, get them replaced. Use heavy-duty deadbolts, reinforced strike plates, and long screws that reach the frame studs — no cheap shit. Windows? Reinforce with security film, bars, or shutters. Don’t leave any weak spots.

2. Perimeter Surveillance

Set up multiple layers of surveillance around your property. Motion-activated cameras with night vision are a must. They’re not just for catching criminals after the fact — they’re your early warning system. You want to know before someone sets foot on your property, not after they’ve kicked your door down.

3. Alarm Systems Are Essential

Get a loud, reliable alarm system. One that’s wired or battery-backed and can’t be easily disabled by power cuts. Loud alarms aren’t just noise; they’re a psychological barrier. Criminals hate attention.

4. Defensive Landscaping

Plant thorny bushes or thick shrubs under windows to deter burglars from getting close. Keep sight lines clear — no giant trees or bushes giving cover to creeps trying to sneak up. Gravel or stone pathways can alert you by making noise when someone walks over them.

5. Strategic Lighting

Use motion-activated floodlights all around your property. Darkness is the criminal’s best friend. When a light flips on, they bolt or get caught. Don’t skimp on lighting — this isn’t about beautifying your yard; it’s about scaring the hell out of intruders.

6. Secure the Garage and Outbuildings

Most people forget that garages and sheds are just as vulnerable as the house itself. If someone gets in there, they can grab tools or gain entry inside your home. Lock these up tight and reinforce doors like you do the main house.

7. Learn Proper Firearm Use and Safety

If you live in a place where guns are legal, knowing how to use a firearm safely and effectively is critical. A gun isn’t just for hunting or target shooting — it’s a last line of defense. Train until it’s second nature.

8. Create Safe Rooms

Designate and reinforce a safe room inside your house — a place with solid walls, a strong door, and supplies where you can retreat if your home is breached. It’s your fallback point, your lifeboat in the storm.

9. Master Hand-to-Hand Combat

When the worst happens and firearms aren’t an option, know how to defend yourself with your hands. Basic martial arts or self-defense skills could save your life. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed strike.

10. Escape and Evasion Plans

Have multiple escape routes planned from your home in case you’re overrun. Know where to go, how to get there quietly, and what you’ll need to take with you if you have to bolt. Survival isn’t just about fighting — it’s about knowing when to run.

11. Noise Discipline and Stealth

Learn how to move quietly and how to identify noises outside that signal danger. You want to hear the intruder before they hear you. Avoid making unnecessary sounds that reveal your location.

12. Use Barriers and Traps

Not lethal traps — legal ones — like trip wires connected to noisy alarms or obstacles that slow down an intruder’s progress. The more time you buy yourself, the better your chances.

13. Communication and Signaling

Have radios, signal mirrors, whistles, or other devices ready for emergencies to communicate silently with family members or neighbors. If you need backup or help, every second counts.

14. Stay Physically and Mentally Fit

Survival isn’t just about gear; it’s about mindset. Train your body to handle stress and fight or flight situations. Mental toughness will make the difference when the adrenaline’s pumping.

15. Practice Regular Drills

Set up scenarios with your family or housemates and run through your defense plans regularly. When it counts, everyone needs to know what to do without hesitation. Practice keeps panic at bay.


3 DIY Survival Hacks for Home Defense & Security

Hack 1: DIY Door Barricade with a Steel Rod

Take a heavy-duty steel rod or rebar about the length of your door’s width. Cut it to size so it fits snugly between the door handle and the floor at an angle. When you want to secure the door, wedge the rod firmly in place. This simple, cheap barricade can stop even the toughest kick-ins. It’s easy to install and remove but a serious barrier against forced entry.

Hack 2: Homemade Tripwire Alarm

Get some cheap bells or even old cans and string them up across common intrusion paths outside your home. Tie fishing line or thin wire across bushes or along pathways at ankle height. When a person walks through, it trips the wire and sets off the noise — alerting you immediately. It’s a classic, overlooked trick that works like a charm and costs next to nothing.

Hack 3: Mirrored Reflectors for Night Surveillance

Take old CDs or use small mirrors and hang them in your yard or near windows. Position them to catch moonlight or streetlight and reflect flashes toward likely intrusion paths. This flash of light can disorient or warn you about movement. Intruders don’t want to be caught in the spotlight — even one they don’t expect.


Final Word of Warning

This isn’t about turning your home into a fortress just for kicks or paranoia. It’s about survival. About defending what’s yours against a world that’s getting more violent and unpredictable by the day. If you don’t take home defense seriously, you’re a sitting duck.

Every inch of your property needs to be hardened, every possible weak spot reinforced, and every family member trained. You can’t afford to be lax. The criminals, the looters, the desperate people looking for easy targets — they don’t care about your comfort. They want what you have, and they won’t hesitate to take it by force.

So don’t wait until it’s too late. Start building your fortress today. Lock down every window and door, set up surveillance, light the perimeter like a stadium, and learn these survival skills like your life depends on it — because it does.

Get angry. Get prepared. Get ready to fight for your home.

Defend Your Ground: Practical Strategies for Survival Security

Listen up. If you think survival is some cozy little hobby, like gardening or birdwatching, you’re dead wrong. Out here in the real world, the second things go south, your safety is your responsibility — no one else’s. And if you don’t defend your ground, you might as well pack it in and become someone else’s snack. The world’s a ruthless place, and if you’re not prepared to defend what’s yours with every ounce of grit and grit alone, you’ll lose it all.

I’m sick of the wannabe “survivalists” who think stockpiling a few canned goods and a flashlight makes them ready. Bullshit. You want to survive? You need skills — real, practical, fight-or-flight skills that will keep you alive when every second counts and the stakes are your life.

Here’s the cold, hard truth: Defending your ground means being proactive, ruthless, and ready to act before things get ugly. The moment you hesitate is the moment you lose. So, strap in. I’m going to lay out ten survival skills you need burned into your brain, plus three DIY survival hacks you can build with your own two hands right now.


1. Situational Awareness: Your Sixth Sense

If you don’t see danger coming, you’re already dead. Period. Situational awareness isn’t just “looking around.” It’s knowing your environment like the back of your hand — every nook, every shadow, every possible threat vector. Train your eyes and ears to catch the smallest anomaly. Hear that twig snap? That’s not a squirrel; it could be someone stalking your perimeter.


2. Firearms Mastery

If you don’t have a working knowledge of firearms and practice regularly, you’re a liability — not an asset. Learn your weapon inside and out. Clean it, maintain it, shoot it until your hands bleed. In a crisis, hesitation or fumbling is a death sentence. Know how to handle firearms safely, but never underestimate their power to defend your ground.


3. Improvised Weapon Crafting

Sometimes you won’t have a gun handy. Fine. You better know how to turn anything into a weapon. A sturdy stick becomes a spear with a sharpened rock. Nails hammered into a plank make a nasty club. Learn how to craft improvised weapons fast — speed and creativity save lives.


4. Fortifying Your Perimeter

Walls and fences aren’t enough. You have to harden your base with layered defenses — think tripwires, camouflaged pits, and noise traps. If an intruder sets foot on your property, they shouldn’t just know you’re there — they should be afraid, confused, and disoriented. Make your defenses a maze of hazards.


5. Close-Quarter Combat

When an assailant breaks through your defenses, it’s going to come down to close-quarter combat. Learn how to fight dirty — elbows, knees, chokeholds, and strikes to vulnerable areas. Hand-to-hand combat isn’t Hollywood fancy; it’s brutal, fast, and messy. Get in, incapacitate your attacker, and get out.


6. Stealth Movement

Sometimes the best defense is not being detected at all. Move silently, blend with your environment, and avoid confrontation when you can. Stealth isn’t just for ninjas; it’s a survival skill. Learn to move like a shadow and never give away your position.


7. Escape and Evasion

No matter how strong your defenses, sometimes you have to bug out — fast. Know multiple escape routes and practice evasion tactics. Use terrain to your advantage, cover your tracks, and never go in a straight line. Staying mobile and unpredictable is key.


8. First Aid Under Fire

If you’re wounded defending your ground, a tourniquet and pressure bandage can be the difference between life and death. Learn trauma first aid like your life depends on it — because it does. Stop bleeding, manage shock, and keep moving.


9. Communication Without Tech

When the grid goes down, forget your phone. Know hand signals, mirror flashes, or whistle codes to communicate silently with your team. Noise can attract unwanted attention. Communication is survival, so master low-tech methods that work when everything else fails.


10. Mental Fortitude

The battlefield isn’t just physical — it’s mental. Fear will try to freeze you. Panic will cloud your judgment. You have to train your mind to push through exhaustion, pain, and fear. Mental toughness is what separates the survivors from the corpses. Build your resilience every damn day.


Three DIY Survival Hacks to Secure Your Ground

Alright, theory is fine, but you need actionable hacks you can set up today with stuff you already have lying around. Here are three DIY survival hacks to boost your security without breaking the bank:


Hack #1: Nailboard Tripwire Alarm

All you need is some scrap wood, old nails, and string or wire. Hammer nails into a wooden plank, sticking out a bit like spikes. String a thin wire or string across your perimeter, attaching it so that when triggered, it pulls on the nails, producing a loud rattling noise that will alert you instantly if someone crosses the boundary. Cheap, simple, and it can buy you precious seconds to get to your weapon.


Hack #2: DIY Sandbag Barricade

Sandbags are the backbone of any defensive perimeter. Don’t wait for a natural disaster supply run to find them. Use old pillowcases or sacks, fill them with dirt, sand, or even gravel, and stack them around doors and windows. They absorb shock, provide cover, and slow down any forced entry. Reinforce weak points on your property fast with this makeshift barricade.


Hack #3: PVC Pipe Spiked Fence

Cut sections of thick PVC pipe lengthwise, sharpen the edges with a file or grinder until they’re razor-sharp. Insert these into the tops of your fences or around your property’s vulnerable points. It’s not just ugly — it’s painful and will discourage any foolhardy intruder. Sharp PVC spikes cost pennies and can be mounted almost anywhere for a quick security upgrade.


Final Warning

I don’t care if you think your neighborhood is safe or your government has your back — when the grid collapses, all bets are off. The law won’t be there. Police? Military? Gone or overwhelmed. Your survival depends on your ability to defend your ground with everything you’ve got.

If you think security means locking your doors and hoping for the best, wake up. It’s a full-time job, a mindset, and a commitment. You will sweat, bleed, and maybe even lose some friends. But if you don’t prepare now, you’ll lose your life later.

Survival isn’t pretty. It’s raw, ugly, and relentless. But it’s the only truth out here. So get angry. Get prepared. Defend your ground — because no one else will.

Stockpile Smart: Mastering Long-Term Food Storage Techniques

First off, wake up! The world isn’t your safe little bubble anymore. The power grid can go out, trucks can stop delivering, and those fancy supermarkets? Empty shelves faster than you can blink. You want peace of mind? You build a fortress of food, not just some half-assed pantry with expired cans in the back.

But don’t get cocky thinking you can just shove a bunch of junk food in a closet and call it a day. Stockpiling smart means knowing what to store, how to store it, and for how long it’ll last. This isn’t a weekend camping trip; this is about surviving the unknown long haul. Here’s the deal:


10 Survival Skills You MUST Master for Long-Term Food Storage

  1. Food Rotation Management
    Don’t let your stockpile turn into a science experiment. Keep track of expiration dates and always rotate your supplies. Use the oldest first, replace with fresh, and mark everything clearly. No excuses.
  2. Proper Sealing Techniques
    Oxygen and moisture are your enemies. Learn to use vacuum sealers and Mylar bags with oxygen absorbers to extend shelf life. You want airtight containers that can withstand the test of time and pests.
  3. Dehydrating Food
    Drying food is a time-tested method that reduces weight and volume while locking in nutrients. Learn to dehydrate fruits, vegetables, and meats. It’s cheap, effective, and makes your stockpile last longer.
  4. Canning Mastery
    Pressure canning for low-acid foods like beans and meat is a survival skill you can’t ignore. If you botch it, you risk botulism—so get trained or study hard. Home-canned food can last years if done right.
  5. Growing Your Own Food
    Store all you want, but if the disaster drags on, you’ll need to grow your own. Get good at gardening, seed saving, and understanding your soil and climate. Stockpiling alone won’t save you forever.
  6. Foraging Knowledge
    Learn what wild plants are edible and safe. If you have to stretch your stockpile, wild greens, nuts, and berries can supplement your diet. But know them well—one wrong bite and you’re done.
  7. Food Preservation with Salt and Smoke
    If you want to keep meats and fish long-term, get familiar with salting and smoking. These old-school methods work wonders without electricity or fancy gadgets.
  8. Pest Control
    Rodents, bugs, and mold will wreck your food faster than you think. Master pest-proofing your storage area with tight containers, traps, and natural repellents.
  9. Water Purification and Storage
    Food alone won’t do you any good without clean water. Know how to store water safely and purify it on the fly with filters, boiling, or chemical treatments.
  10. Cooking with Minimal Resources
    Long-term survival means you might have to cook on a camp stove, solar oven, or even an open fire. Practice cooking from your stockpile using minimal fuel and tools.

3 DIY Survival Hacks for Smarter Food Storage

  1. DIY Mylar Bag and Oxygen Absorber System
    Don’t waste cash on pre-packaged storage. Buy food-grade Mylar bags in bulk, scoop in your dried or dehydrated food, and throw in oxygen absorbers. Seal the bag with a cheap iron from a thrift store or even a hair straightener. This DIY method will keep your food fresh and bug-free for years.
  2. Repurpose Old Buckets for Bulk Storage
    Got old 5-gallon buckets? Clean ’em out, line with Mylar bags, and store large quantities of grains, beans, or flour. Use gamma seal lids for airtight, stackable storage. This keeps pests out and food fresh. Bonus: buckets can double as water storage or emergency toilets if you’re really in a pinch.
  3. Build a Root Cellar Substitute
    No basement? No problem. Dig a small hole in a shaded, cool part of your yard, line it with bricks or wood, and cover it well with insulating materials. Store root veggies and some canned goods there to keep them cool and extend their shelf life naturally. This is old-school survival wisdom that’s dirt cheap and effective.

Now, why the hell does all this matter?

Because when SHTF, your “funny little stockpile” of expired canned beans and stale crackers won’t cut it. You need a system. A fortress. Something that works when the lights go out and the world flips upside down. If you don’t stockpile smart, you’re just delaying the inevitable starvation party.


More Angry Survivalist Truths About Food Storage

Don’t fall for the marketing crap! Freeze-dried meals and survival kits that cost you a kidney aren’t always the answer. They’re a start, sure, but building your own stockpile with bulk grains, beans, dried vegetables, and home-canned goods is where you build real resilience.

Balance nutrition, dammit! Storing only rice and beans might keep you alive, but you’ll feel like garbage. Get some powdered milk, freeze-dried fruits, nuts, honey, and salt. Your body needs variety to keep fighting.

Don’t forget your tools! You better have a manual can opener, a good knife, and a portable stove or two. If you can’t open your food, it’s worthless. No exceptions.

Label everything. No, seriously. Label every container with the contents and date stored. This is survival 101. You don’t want to waste precious calories guessing what’s inside.


Step-by-Step Stockpile Smart Plan

  1. Assess Your Needs
    Calculate how many days or months you want to cover. Factor in family size, calorie needs, and dietary restrictions.
  2. Start Small, Build Fast
    Buy staples in bulk gradually. Don’t blow your entire savings on one haul and then give up.
  3. Get Proper Containers
    Use airtight buckets, Mylar bags, vacuum sealers, and food-grade jars. Plastic bags won’t cut it.
  4. Keep It Cool and Dry
    Temperature and humidity are the enemy of food storage. Find a cool, dark, and dry place for your stockpile.
  5. Learn Preservation Skills
    Master drying, canning, fermenting, and salting. The more techniques you have, the better your chances.
  6. Regularly Inspect Your Stockpile
    Look for leaks, moisture, pests, and spoilage. Catch problems early before your food turns to garbage.
  7. Practice Using Your Stockpile
    Cook meals from your stockpile regularly to familiarize yourself with what you have and avoid surprises.

Final Warning

You want to be the one who survives? Stop whining and start doing. Stockpiling smart isn’t about paranoia; it’s about preparedness. If you wait until disaster strikes, it’ll be too late. Long-term food storage is your insurance policy against chaos.

If you haven’t mastered these skills and built your stockpile yet, you’re playing Russian roulette with your life. Get moving before the next crisis slams the door shut.


So, what are you waiting for? Start learning, start building, and stockpile smart. Because when the world goes dark, it’s not just about surviving. It’s about thriving — and that starts with your food.

Old-School Navigation: How to Read Maps and Use a Compass Like a Pro

Old-School Navigation: How to Read Maps and Use a Compass Like a Dang Pro
(An Angry Survivalist’s No-BS Guide to Not Getting Lost )


Listen up, you soft modern-day wimps addicted to GPS and your goddamn smartphones. When the grid goes down—because trust me, it will—all your fancy gadgets will be about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. If you don’t know how to navigate old-school with nothing but a paper map and a compass, you might as well kiss your survival chances goodbye.

This is a brutal reality check. Nature doesn’t care about your tech, your signals, or your selfies. Nature demands respect and knowledge. So, if you want to survive the wild, you better get off your ass and learn how to read maps and use a compass like a pro—no whining, no shortcuts, no excuses.

Here’s a no-nonsense crash course with seven survival skills and three DIY hacks to keep you from wandering lost in the hellscape that is the wild.


Survival Skill #1: Understand Your Map—Topographic Maps Are Your Bible

First, ditch those crappy road maps or tourist pamphlets. You want topographic maps—those beauties show elevation, terrain features, water sources, trails, and every knoll and valley you might crawl through. Learn to read contour lines: close lines mean steep terrain, wide lines mean gentle slopes. Know the symbols: trees, rivers, cliffs, roads, and trails.

If you can’t interpret your map’s legend, you’re dead meat. This isn’t a joke. Without a clear understanding, you might be aiming for a deadly cliff instead of a river crossing.


Survival Skill #2: Master Your Compass—Know Your Needle and Dial Like Your Life Depends On It

That needle doesn’t spin for fun. It points to magnetic north, which isn’t the same as true north, so you gotta learn the difference—declination—and adjust for it on your compass. If you just blindly follow the needle without accounting for declination, you’ll get lost faster than a squirrel in a maze.

Practice holding the compass flat, lining up the direction-of-travel arrow, and turning the bezel until the orienting arrow matches the magnetic needle. When that’s done, you’ve got a bearing to follow—simple but deadly effective if you screw it up.


Survival Skill #3: Taking a Bearing From the Map—Don’t Guess, Calculate

If you want to get somewhere, first figure out its bearing from your current position. Put the compass on the map with the edge connecting your position and the target. Rotate the bezel until the orienting lines align with the map’s north-south grid. Then, take that bearing off the compass and follow it.

If you skip this and just wander toward “the hill over there,” you’ll be walking in circles and starving before sunset.


Survival Skill #4: Using Landmarks to Confirm Your Position—Trust Your Eyes and Brain

Maps and compasses are useless if you don’t pay attention to the environment. Pick out landmarks—distinct hills, rivers, ridges, or roads—and match them to the map. Confirm your location often, don’t just blindly march forward.

If you’re not checking your surroundings constantly, you’re inviting disaster. Get lost once, and you’ll be lucky if you live to see a rescue.


Survival Skill #5: Pace Counting—Measure Your Distance Without Fancy Gadgets

Without GPS, you need a way to measure how far you’ve gone. Learn to count your paces—a survivalist’s best friend. Count every step for a set distance, then use that to estimate your stride length.

Yes, it’s annoying, but when you’re exhausted and starving, knowing you’ve gone two miles or ten can be the difference between hope and hopelessness.


Survival Skill #6: Back Bearings and Triangulation—Don’t Wander Blind

If you’re lost, don’t panic. Use back bearings to retrace your steps. Point your compass in the direction you came from, turn 180 degrees, and follow that bearing back.

Even better, use triangulation: take bearings on two or three distinct landmarks, draw lines on the map, and where they intersect is where you are. This is survival math—learn it or die trying.


Survival Skill #7: Night and Low-Visibility Navigation—Be Prepared to Improvise

Nightfall or fog doesn’t mean you stop moving. Know how to navigate by the stars or the moon if you lose your compass. Use natural indicators: moss growing on the north side of trees, the sun’s position at dawn or dusk.

Don’t wait for perfect conditions. The wild doesn’t care if you want to rest—it’s relentless. Keep moving with a plan.


DIY Survival Hack #1: Make Your Own Compass—Magnetize a Needle on the Fly

No compass? No problem. Find a sewing needle or small steel piece, rub it vigorously against silk, wool, or your hair to magnetize it, then float it on a leaf in still water. That needle will align north-south.

It’s crude but better than walking blind. Test this method at home before you actually need it—practice saves lives.


DIY Survival Hack #2: Create a Sundial to Approximate Direction

If you have a stick and some sun, you can create a simple sundial. Stick the stick upright in the ground, mark the tip of the shadow. Wait 15-30 minutes and mark the new position of the shadow tip. Draw a line between the two marks—this line runs approximately west-east.

From there, you can orient yourself roughly north-south. It’s not perfect but can save your ass in a pinch.


DIY Survival Hack #3: Use Natural Features as a Map Legend

When you have no map or compass, turn your environment into one. Sketch the terrain with sticks, stones, or in the dirt. Mark streams, hills, and campsites you’ve passed.

This rough “map” helps keep track of your route and prevents doubling back into dangerous spots or traps.


Final Word From the Gritty Trenches of Survival

If you think you can survive with just a phone app and a trust fall into Mother Nature’s arms, wake up. You’ll die cold, lost, and hungry. Old-school navigation isn’t just a skill—it’s a sacred survival rite.

Every survivalist worth their salt swears by the map and compass combo. It’s the purest, most reliable method known to mankind. No batteries, no satellites, just your brain, your eyes, and your hands.

Practice these skills until they’re as natural as breathing. Train yourself to respect the wilderness, to read its cues, and to never wander aimlessly. When the modern world crumbles, only the prepared will thrive.

So get off your lazy butt, print out a topo map, buy a real compass, and start drilling these skills hard. Because when the day comes, and it will come, you’ll either navigate like a pro or perish like the clueless fool you’ve been.

Bleed, Breathe, Survive: A Prepper’s Guide to Emergency Care

Bleed, Breathe, Survive: A Prepper’s Guide to Emergency Care

Listen up. When the world goes sideways — whether it’s a natural disaster, a collapse, or some unholy mix of both — the one thing that’ll separate you from the rotting herd is how fast and sharp you act when it comes to emergency care. I’m talking real, raw, in-your-face survival knowledge, not some PC classroom fluff. You’re bleeding out, choking on dust, or gasping for air — you don’t have time for pansy medical training or waiting for an ambulance that ain’t coming. You fix it. You keep yourself or your people alive. Period.

If you don’t get this, you’re dead meat. So pay attention, because I’m about to drop some serious survival wisdom. Here’s your no-bullshit, angry survivalist guide to handling emergency care when it counts the most.


Survival Skill #1: Stop the Bleed – FAST and HARD

Bleeding out is the number one killer in any emergency scenario. If you don’t stop the blood, your body goes into shock and you’re toast. I’m not just talking about a small scrape; I mean a serious artery gushing blood like a busted fire hydrant.

Skill: Master the tourniquet and pressure bandage like your life depends on it — because it does.

  • Tourniquet — This ain’t just a fancy word. A tourniquet is a lifesaver when a limb is bleeding uncontrollably. Wrap it above the wound tight enough to stop the flow of blood, but not so tight you tear skin or nerves. Get a proper commercial one, but if you don’t have it, make one out of a sturdy belt or cloth and twist it with a stick or pen to tighten.
  • Pressure bandage — If the wound’s on your torso or can’t be tourniquetted, apply direct pressure with clean cloth or gauze. Don’t let up for a minute. If you don’t have gauze, use a T-shirt, towel, or anything clean-ish.

Pro Tip: Always carry a compact trauma kit with a tourniquet, pressure bandages, and hemostatic agents. Hemostatic agents are powders or dressings that make blood clot faster. If you don’t have those, improvise but prioritize stopping the bleeding first.


Survival Skill #2: Control Your Airway – Clear It, Keep It Open

What good is stopping the bleeding if you can’t breathe? When disaster strikes, choking on blood, vomit, or debris is a very real threat. If you don’t keep that airway open, you’re dead before you even get a chance to bleed out.

Skill: Learn to do the Head-Tilt Chin-Lift maneuver and the Heimlich maneuver.

  • Head-Tilt Chin-Lift — If someone’s unconscious or semi-conscious, tilt their head back and lift the chin to open the airway. Clear any visible obstruction with your fingers or a tool.
  • Heimlich Maneuver — If someone’s choking on food or debris, hit that abdomen hard just above the belly button until the obstruction pops out.

Pro Tip: Don’t wait to be a medic to learn CPR. That’s your bread and butter when someone stops breathing or their heart stops. Get certified or at least watch good tutorials and practice.


Survival Skill #3: Build and Use a Splint

Broken bones are no joke in the wild or disaster zones. Without proper immobilization, you risk further injury, bleeding, or infection. You can’t call an ambulance — you are the ambulance.

Skill: Use what you have — sticks, branches, metal, or anything rigid — to immobilize broken or sprained limbs.

  • Find two strong sticks or any sturdy straight object.
  • Pad them with cloth to prevent cutting into the skin.
  • Secure them tightly with rope, tape, strips of cloth, or even shoelaces.
  • Make sure the splint immobilizes the joints above and below the injury.

Pro Tip: Practice making a splint now, so when you need it, you don’t fumble like a scared city slicker.


Survival Skill #4: Improvise a Breathing Filter or Mask

Smoke, chemical fumes, dust, and toxic air can kill you just as fast as a bullet. If you don’t have a gas mask or proper respirator, don’t sit there choking. Use your brain and improvise.

Skill: Make a basic filter using materials around you.

  • Take a clean cloth or bandana and wet it.
  • Layer it with activated charcoal (if you have it) or charcoal from a campfire crushed finely.
  • Fold it to cover nose and mouth tightly.
  • Breathe through it — it won’t be perfect, but it’ll filter out much of the dust and chemicals.

Pro Tip: Store activated charcoal tablets or powder in your survival kit. If you can’t get charcoal, use multiple layers of damp fabric as a minimum barrier.


Survival Skill #5: Keep Calm and Prioritize Care

You can’t do anything if you lose your head. Panic is the biggest killer after injury or trauma. Your body’s adrenaline will spike, but your brain needs to stay cold and tactical.

Skill: Train yourself mentally to triage and act swiftly.

  • Assess the situation quickly: who needs the most urgent care?
  • Stop the bleeding first.
  • Keep the airway clear second.
  • Immobilize injuries third.
  • Prevent shock by keeping the patient warm and calm.

Pro Tip: Practice these steps under pressure with your group or family. If you freeze up in a real disaster, your survival odds drop drastically.


DIY Survival Hack #1: Make a Field Dressing from Household Items

You don’t need fancy medical gear to make a functional dressing.

  • Take clean cotton T-shirts, towels, or even sanitary napkins (they’re sterile and absorbent).
  • Fold them thickly.
  • Use duct tape or strips of cloth to secure them over wounds.
  • If you have honey, rub a thin layer on the wound before dressing. Honey is a natural antibacterial agent and helps prevent infection.

This field dressing will buy you time to get serious care or stabilize someone long enough for evacuation.


DIY Survival Hack #2: Create a DIY Splint from Magazine Pages and Tape

No sticks handy? No problem.

  • Fold several pages of a magazine tightly into a thick, rigid strip.
  • Use duct tape or cloth to secure it firmly around the injured limb.
  • This crude splint isn’t perfect but will stabilize a sprain or minor fracture enough to prevent further damage.

Practice this now so you can whip one out in a pinch.


DIY Survival Hack #3: Homemade Mouth-to-Mouth Shield

If someone’s unconscious and not breathing, you’ll need to perform rescue breaths safely.

  • Cut a small piece of plastic from a sandwich bag or cling wrap.
  • Poke a small hole in the middle (about the size of a dime).
  • Use this as a barrier between your mouth and theirs to reduce infection risk while doing mouth-to-mouth.

This simple device is cheap, easy, and could save a life without risking your own health.


Bottom Line: Bleed, Breathe, Survive

If you think emergency care is something only doctors or medics should worry about, you’re already dead. This survival game is brutal, and you will get hurt — maybe badly. The difference between life and death is having the skills, guts, and knowledge to act immediately and decisively.

You stop the bleeding, clear the airway, immobilize injuries, protect yourself from toxic air, and keep a cool head under pressure. Every second wasted is a second closer to the grave. Get the right gear, practice these skills, and learn these hacks now. Because when SHTF, the world won’t be handing out Band-Aids and breathing masks. You’ll have to be your own damn EMT.

Remember: Bleed, Breathe, Survive. It’s that simple. Or not at all.

Grid Down, Game On: Tailgate Party Power-Out Hacks

Let me tell you something: just because the power grid goes down doesn’t mean the game’s off. In my world, we prep for worst-case scenarios and still know how to have a good time. I’ve hosted tailgate parties in conditions that would make most folks head for the hills—ice storms, blackouts, rolling grid failures. Why? Because morale matters. In a crisis, keeping traditions alive—especially one as sacred as game day—is how communities stay strong.

If you’re looking to keep the party going when the lights go out, you’ve come to the right place. This isn’t your average fluff about burgers and folding chairs. This is grid-down tailgating, survivalist style. And I’ve got 10 rock-solid tips, plus my go-to solar generators that’ll keep your tailgate humming without the grid.


1. Go Solar or Go Hungry

First and foremost: if you’re planning a tailgate with no power, you’ll need an alternative energy source. Generators are great—until they run out of gas. But a solar generator? Quiet, sustainable, and won’t attract the wrong kind of attention. Invest in a good one, and you can power a mini-fridge, speaker system, lights, and even a TV for the game.

More on the best solar options later. Just know this—solar is the lifeline of any blackout bash.


2. Choose Battery-Powered Appliances

When the grid’s gone, every watt counts. Don’t bring energy hogs to your tailgate. Opt for LED lights, battery-powered fans, and low-voltage appliances. I’m talking electric coolers, rechargeable blenders, and portable induction cookers with built-in battery compatibility.

Save your juice for the essentials: food, music, and the game.


3. Set Up a Solar Charging Station

You’re going to have guests, and guests come with dead phones and high expectations. A basic folding solar panel with USB ports can keep devices running. Set up a charging station away from the food zone, and make sure it gets direct sunlight for most of the day.

Pro tip: precharge all your battery banks the day before.


4. Prep Food That Doesn’t Need Power

No one wants to be cooking a 12-hour brisket during a blackout. Plan your menu around items that store well and don’t need much prep. Think smoked sausage, jerky, pre-grilled chicken, sandwiches, wraps, and cold salads. Keep a propane stove or camp grill handy for hot items.

Plan like the fridge isn’t coming back—and you’ll never go hungry.


5. Keep Drinks Ice-Cold Without Electricity

Forget electric coolers if your solar setup’s limited. Use heavily insulated coolers like YETI or RTIC, and pack them tight with ice the night before. Salt the ice to lower its melting point—it’ll last longer. Separate drink coolers from food coolers to reduce how often you open them.

Tailgates are judged by drink temperature. Don’t mess this up.


6. Create a DIY Tailgate Shelter

If the power’s out, there’s a good chance the weather’s part of the problem. Whether it’s too hot or threatening rain, you need shelter. Set up a heavy-duty canopy, and anchor it like you’re expecting 30 mph winds. Add tarps to create walls for windbreaks or shade.

Comfort = morale. Morale = victory.


7. Use a Solar Lantern Setup for After-Dark Fun

Once the sun goes down, you’ll need light. String up solar lanterns during the day to charge, then hang them under your canopy, in trees, or on poles. These will give off ambient light without sucking up battery power like an electric setup.

Avoid fire or open flames in tight areas—you don’t want your blackout party to turn into a burn unit.


8. Keep Entertainment Old-School Ready

If the game’s delayed, or you lose the stream, have backup fun planned. Cornhole, ladder toss, and playing cards keep the party rolling. Don’t rely solely on tech. And make sure your speaker system is either battery-powered or runs efficiently on your solar generator.

And yes, that means downloading the pre-game playlist ahead of time. Spotify doesn’t work when the internet’s out, rookie.


9. Prepare for Safety and Sanitation

Power out? That means bathrooms may be too. Bring a privacy shelter, portable toilet, hand sanitizer, and garbage bags. Stock up on paper towels and have a fire extinguisher on hand near your cooking area.

Sanitation breakdown = party shutdown. Stay clean, stay prepped.


10. Test Your Setup BEFORE Game Day

This one’s non-negotiable. Run a full test of your off-grid tailgate setup at least a week before the event. Make sure your solar panels charge, your battery banks hold, your gear works as expected. You don’t want to find out your “solar-ready” grill needs an outlet 10 minutes before kickoff.

Amateurs improvise. Preppers prepare.


Top Solar Generators for Grid-Down Tailgating

Now let’s talk gear. Not all solar generators are created equal, and you want something that can handle party mode under pressure.

1. Jackery Explorer 1000 Plus

  • Pros: Lightweight, expandable battery, runs cooler boxes and small appliances with ease.
  • Cons: Limited AC outlets, not for heavy-duty items.
  • Why it’s great: Perfect for powering a portable TV and speaker system without burning through reserves.

2. EcoFlow Delta 2 Max

  • Pros: Ultra-fast charging, runs larger devices like grills and even small AC units.
  • Cons: Heavier, but still portable.
  • Why it’s great: A true workhorse for tailgates with a crowd.

3. Bluetti AC200MAX

  • Pros: High capacity, multiple charging ports, can power a small fridge, induction cooktop, and lights all at once.
  • Cons: Pricey, but worth every cent if you tailgate regularly.
  • Why it’s great: Built for blackout situations—and built to party.

4. Anker Solix F2000 (PowerHouse 767)

  • Pros: Expandable, durable, and runs quietly.
  • Cons: Large footprint, not backpack-portable.
  • Why it’s great: You can tailgate through the whole season on a single charge cycle with proper solar input.

Final Word: Party Like a Prepper

Blackout or not, tailgate season doesn’t stop for anything. When the power goes out, it’s the preppers, the planners, and the prepared who keep the good times rolling. If you’ve got solar, smarts, and a solid cooler full of snacks and cold drinks, you’re already ahead of the game.

Remember—it’s not just about surviving, it’s about thriving. And on game day, that means having the best seat in the parking lot, even when the rest of the city’s gone dark.

Grid down? Game on.

EMP Survival Guide: How to Prepare for the Powerless

Let’s get one thing straight: when the lights go out because of an EMP—they’re not coming back anytime soon. We’re not talking about a storm that knocks out the grid for a few hours or a squirrel tripping a transformer. An Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) attack has the power to shut down everything—communications, transportation, water systems, hospitals, and most critically, your access to supplies. If you’re reading this, it’s because you’re smart enough to know that hoping for the best isn’t a plan—preparing for the worst is survival.

I’ve spent the last 20 years preparing for scenarios most people wouldn’t dream of. And let me tell you—an EMP attack is high on the list because it’s silent, sudden, and absolutely devastating. Whether it comes from a high-altitude nuclear blast or a solar flare like the Carrington Event of 1859, the end result is the same: widespread chaos and the return to a pre-electric civilization.

Here are 10 critical tips for EMP preparedness that could mean the difference between life and death when the grid goes dark.


1. Understand What an EMP Is

Before you can prepare, you’ve got to understand what you’re up against. An EMP is a burst of electromagnetic radiation. It can come from a natural source—like a massive solar flare—or from a man-made source, like a nuclear weapon detonated in the upper atmosphere. The result? It fries electronics, disables circuits, and renders most modern technology completely useless. Cars, phones, computers, even the power grid itself—toast.

A proper understanding of the threat allows you to prepare with purpose, not panic.


2. Build a Faraday Cage

This is Prepper 101 for EMP scenarios. A Faraday cage blocks electromagnetic fields and can protect your electronics from being destroyed. You can buy one, but I recommend building your own. Metal trash cans with tight-fitting lids, lined with cardboard or rubber to insulate the contents from the metal, work great. Store backups of essential electronics like walkie-talkies, a laptop with survival files, solar-powered chargers, LED flashlights, and even an old cell phone.

Just remember—no contact with the metal walls or your gear becomes a fried paperweight.


3. Store Non-Electric Tools and Appliances

You won’t be Googling how to fix things post-EMP. Stockpile manual tools—hand saws, screwdrivers, wrenches, a manual can opener, and analog devices. Anything you can’t operate without power needs to be replaced with a human-powered version.

Get yourself a non-electric grain mill, a mechanical sewing machine, and maybe even a wood-burning stove. It’s time to get old-school.


4. Secure Your Water Supply

City water systems run on electricity. Once the grid fails, water stops flowing. That means no drinking, no flushing, no cleaning unless you’re prepared. Store at least one gallon of water per person, per day for three months (minimum), and invest in high-quality water filters like the Berkey or Sawyer Mini.

Also consider installing a hand pump for your well or identifying natural water sources nearby—rivers, streams, lakes. No water = no survival.


5. Stockpile Long-Term Food Supplies

EMP = no refrigeration, no grocery stores, no Amazon Prime. That means you need a solid stockpile of shelf-stable food: rice, beans, oats, canned meats, freeze-dried meals, peanut butter, honey, salt, and powdered milk. Aim for a minimum of 3 to 6 months of food per person.

Don’t forget a manual grain mill and plenty of seeds for your garden—because you’ll be farming before long.


6. Prepare Off-Grid Power Options

Solar power is your friend—but only if protected. Keep a solar generator and panels stored in your Faraday cage. Small solar chargers can power flashlights, radios, and other essentials. Remember, even solar systems with inverters or controllers might get fried unless properly shielded.

Keep a basic solar setup ready to deploy post-EMP to keep your lights on when everyone else is stumbling in the dark.


7. Harden Your Vehicle

Modern vehicles are vulnerable. Any car made after the mid-1980s is full of sensitive electronics. If you can, invest in an older diesel vehicle with minimal electronics—ideally one built before 1985. These “EMP-proof” rigs can still run post-attack.

At the very least, keep spare parts like the ignition module, ECU, and alternator in a Faraday cage.


8. Fortify Home Security

When the grid’s down, 911 isn’t coming. Desperation will drive people to do unthinkable things. You need to be ready to defend your home and your loved ones. Install reinforced doors, security bars on windows, and deadbolts. Have a plan for night-time watch rotations.

Arm yourself legally and train regularly. If you’ve never handled a firearm, get proper instruction. Security is not optional—it’s survival.


9. Communication Will Be Key

With no cell service or internet, you’ll need backup ways to communicate. A set of two-way radios with a solar charger is a good start. Better yet, get a ham radio license and equipment. Ham radio operators will be the last network standing.

Include local maps, compasses, signal mirrors, and a signal whistle in your preps. Information is power—even more so after the lights go out.


10. Build a Community

This might surprise you—but your greatest asset isn’t your gear. It’s your people. No man is an island, especially post-EMP. Build relationships now with trustworthy neighbors, friends, and like-minded preppers. Form mutual aid networks, exchange skills, and train together.

A lone wolf might survive the initial chaos—but the long haul belongs to strong, organized communities.


The Time to Prepare Is Now

Most folks don’t realize just how fragile our modern life really is. One well-placed EMP, and it all unravels in minutes. No more credit cards, no gas pumps, no medical supplies, no online banking, and no food deliveries. We’re talking back to the 1800s—but with millions of people and none of the skills.

Don’t wait for the government to save you. They won’t. Don’t rely on hope. Hope is not a strategy. Stockpile, practice, train, and prepare like your life depends on it—because when the grid goes down, it just might.

You’ve got a head start just by reading this. Take action. Make a plan. Start today. Because when the EMP hits… it’s already too late.