
I didn’t come to Alaska because I loved the cold.
I came here because I needed to disappear.
Hollywood didn’t want me. Casting directors didn’t want me. Eighty auditions during the late-1990s sitcom pilot season, and not one callback that mattered. And yes, I told people I landed the role of “Joey” on FRIENDS. I told them all. I believed it long enough that the lie became heavier than the truth.

When the lie collapsed, I did what any rational, broken, angry almost-actor would do: I went north. Far north. Somewhere nobody asked questions, and where survival mattered more than stories.
Alaska doesn’t care who you were supposed to be.
Alaska only cares whether you’re prepared.
And most people aren’t.
When folks think about Alaska killing them, they imagine bears, blizzards, or falling through ice. They don’t think about insects. They don’t think about the things that crawl, bite, sting, swarm, and inject your body with reactions you didn’t plan for.
That’s a mistake.
Because while Alaska doesn’t have jungles or deserts, it does have insects that can absolutely end your life—not dramatically, not cinematically, but quietly, efficiently, and without apology.
This article is about those insects.
And it’s about what I carry in my bug-out bag because I’ve learned the hard way that nature doesn’t give second chances, and neither does denial.
Why Insects in Alaska Are More Dangerous Than You Think
Let’s clear something up right now:
Alaska doesn’t need venomous spiders or exotic scorpions to be deadly.
What it has instead is isolation, extreme reactions, and limited access to help.
An insect bite that might be inconvenient in a city can become fatal in the Alaskan backcountry because:
- Medical help may be hours—or days—away
- Weather can ground aircraft
- Allergic reactions don’t wait for rescue
- Infections thrive in cold, wet environments
- Swarms don’t stop when you panic
In Alaska, the danger isn’t just the insect.
It’s the context.
And context is everything.
1. Mosquitoes: Alaska’s Most Dangerous Insect (Yes, Really)
Everyone laughs at mosquitoes until they stop laughing.
Alaska mosquitoes are not the delicate, polite insects you remember from childhood summers. These are aggressive, persistent, swarming blood-seekers that emerge in numbers so large they look like weather patterns.
Why Mosquitoes Are Dangerous in Alaska
Mosquitoes in Alaska are dangerous for three primary reasons:
- Sheer Volume
In some regions, mosquito density is among the highest on Earth. You don’t get bitten once—you get bitten hundreds of times in minutes. - Severe Allergic Reactions
Some people experience extreme swelling, systemic reactions, or breathing issues after repeated bites. - Secondary Effects
- Infection from excessive scratching
- Blood loss in extreme cases
- Hypothermia risk when you stop moving to escape them
- Panic, which leads to bad decisions
People underestimate mosquitoes because they don’t look dramatic. That’s how they win.
Survival Reality Check
If you’re miles from shelter and mosquitoes force you to stop moving, remove gloves, or expose skin, you’re already losing.
In Alaska, mosquitoes don’t just bite you.
They control your behavior.
And anything that controls your behavior in the wilderness can kill you.
2. Black Flies: Small, Silent, and Relentless
Black flies don’t buzz.
They don’t warn you.
They just appear.
And then they start biting.
Why Black Flies Are Dangerous
Black flies are especially dangerous because:
- Their bites slice the skin instead of puncturing it
- Bleeding can continue longer than expected
- Swarms can overwhelm exposed skin rapidly
- Bites often swell significantly
In remote areas, multiple black fly bites can cause:
- Intense inflammation
- Fever-like symptoms
- Fatigue and weakness
- Risk of infection
Again, none of this is dramatic.
That’s what makes it dangerous.
You don’t collapse.
You deteriorate.
3. No-See-Ums (Biting Midges): Psychological Warfare in Insect Form
If mosquitoes are bullies, no-see-ums are sadists.
You don’t feel them at first.
You don’t see them.
Then hours later, your skin is on fire.
Why No-See-Ums Matter
These microscopic insects:
- Penetrate standard mosquito netting
- Cause delayed reactions
- Create clusters of intensely itchy bites
- Lead to excessive scratching and broken skin
In Alaska’s damp climate, broken skin is an open invitation for infection.
I’ve seen grown adults mentally unravel after a night of no-see-um exposure. Sleep deprivation alone can get you killed in the wilderness.
4. Wasps, Hornets, and Yellowjackets: The Real Sting Threat
Alaska doesn’t have tropical wasps, but what it does have is territorial, aggressive stinging insects that do not tolerate mistakes.
Why Stinging Insects Are a Serious Threat
- Multiple stings can overwhelm the body
- Allergic reactions can escalate rapidly
- Nests are often hidden in brush or woodpiles
- Encounters happen suddenly
In the backcountry, there’s no ambulance.
There’s no quick injection unless you brought it.
You don’t need to be “deathly allergic” for stings to become life-threatening. Sometimes the body just decides it’s had enough.
5. Ticks: Slow, Quiet, and Potentially Devastating
Ticks in Alaska are less common than in warmer states, but they exist—and their danger is long-term rather than immediate.
Why Ticks Are Dangerous in Alaska
- They attach without pain
- They can remain unnoticed
- They can cause systemic illness
- Cold weather does not eliminate risk
The danger with ticks isn’t panic.
It’s neglect.
And neglect is a killer in survival situations.
The Real Killer: Underestimating “Small” Threats
Here’s the truth nobody wants to hear:
People die in the wilderness not because of dramatic events, but because of compounding problems.
A bite leads to swelling.
Swelling leads to limited movement.
Limited movement leads to exposure.
Exposure leads to hypothermia or injury.
That’s how it happens.
No soundtrack.
No hero speech.
Just consequences.
What I Carry in My Bug-Out Bag While Camping in Alaska (Because I’m Done Being Unprepared)
I don’t carry gear because I’m paranoid.
I carry gear because I’ve been disappointed by systems, people, and my own past decisions.
Nature doesn’t care about your confidence.
Only your preparation.
Below is what I carry specifically to deal with insect threats in Alaska.
1. Full-Coverage Insect Protection Clothing
- Lightweight long-sleeve shirts
- Bug-resistant pants
- Head net designed for mosquitoes and midges
- Gloves that allow dexterity
Skin exposure is a liability.
2. Industrial-Strength Insect Repellent
I don’t rely on “natural” solutions when my safety is on the line.
I carry repellents proven to work against:
- Mosquitoes
- Black flies
- Biting midges
Application discipline matters more than brand loyalty.
3. First Aid Supplies Focused on Bites and Stings
My kit includes:
- Antihistamine tablets (non-sedating when possible)
- Topical anti-itch treatments
- Antiseptic wipes
- Bandages for secondary wounds
This isn’t comfort gear.
It’s damage control.
4. Emergency Allergy Preparedness
If you or someone in your group has known severe allergies:
- Carry prescribed emergency medication
- Store it properly
- Know where it is at all times
Hope is not a plan.
5. Shelter That Keeps Insects Out
Your shelter should:
- Seal completely
- Have fine mesh netting
- Allow ventilation without exposure
Sleep deprivation is a silent killer.
6. Fire-Starting Tools
Smoke is one of the oldest insect deterrents for a reason.
I carry:
- Redundant fire starters
- Dry tinder
- Knowledge of safe fire use
Fire equals warmth, visibility, and control.
7. Mental Preparedness (The Thing Nobody Packs)
This matters more than gear.
You need to accept that:
- Discomfort is inevitable
- Panic makes everything worse
- Anger can be useful if it keeps you moving
I survived rejection, lies, and starting over in a frozen state. Bugs don’t get to break me.
Final Thoughts from a Man Who Learned Too Late

I didn’t become famous.
I didn’t become rich.
I became realistic.
Alaska stripped away every illusion I had about control. And insects—small, relentless, underestimated—taught me that survival is about respecting all threats, not just the cinematic ones.
You don’t have to love the wilderness.
You just have to prepare for it.
Because Alaska doesn’t care who you were supposed to be.
It only cares whether you’re ready.
And if you’re not?
Something small will remind you.








