Illinois’ Killer Bugs: How to Survive the Deadliest Insects in Your Backyard

Alright, buckle up, my bug-fearing friends. Today we’re going on a terrifying safari—but don’t worry, you won’t need a plane ticket, a safari hat, or a guide who mysteriously disappears halfway through the trip. Nope. All you need is a healthy dose of paranoia, some bug spray, and maybe a faint memory of your last camping trip when you realized mosquitoes were basically tiny vampires with bad attitudes.

Yes, we’re talking about Illinois. Land of corn, Cubs fans, and… insects that could end your life if you’re unlucky enough to catch their attention. Illinois isn’t exactly the Amazon rainforest, but don’t let that lull you into a false sense of security. Our state has its share of tiny killers, and they’re sneaky. Today, I’ll introduce you to the most dangerous insects in Illinois and, because I am basically the survivalist version of a dad-joke enthusiast, I’ll tell you how to survive them without looking like a screaming amateur in your own backyard.


1. The Mosquito is Possibly a Secret Assassin

Let’s start with the classic. Mosquitoes: the insect that makes you question all your life choices in summer. You think they’re just annoying, but think again. Some Illinois mosquitoes carry West Nile Virus, which, if you’re unlucky, can be serious—or worse. They are basically little flying syringes looking to turn your blood into their next cocktail. And they’re everywhere. Rivers, ponds, puddles, your forgotten lemonade spill from three days ago—they don’t discriminate.

Why They’re Deadly

  • West Nile Virus (WNV): Most Illinois cases come from Culex mosquitoes. Symptoms can range from fever and headaches to neurological issues. Rare, but terrifying.
  • La Crosse Encephalitis: A smaller, yet still scary threat carried by the treehole mosquito. Mostly affects children.

Survival Tips

  1. Bug Spray is Your Friend: DEET, picaridin, oil of lemon eucalyptus. If you don’t have it, you might as well try screaming at them. Spoiler: It doesn’t work.
  2. Avoid Dawn and Dusk: Mosquitoes love to party at these times. Think of it as their preferred cocktail hour. You don’t want an invite.
  3. Eliminate Standing Water: This is their nursery. Empty it, and you’re basically evicting the tenants before the lease is up.

Honestly, mosquitoes are the insect equivalent of that one relative who overstays their welcome—except they bring disease and probably hate you.


2. Ticks Are Nature’s Tiny, Eight-Legged Vampires

Ticks are the sneaky ninjas of the insect world. Unlike mosquitoes, they don’t buzz obnoxiously to announce their presence. They just crawl up your leg and latch on, like that awkward stranger at a high school dance who refuses to let go.

Why They’re Deadly

  • Lyme Disease: Caused by the bacterium Borrelia burgdorferi, spread by black-legged (deer) ticks. Early symptoms include fever, chills, fatigue, and a telltale bullseye rash. If untreated, it can lead to arthritis, neurological issues, and heart problems.
  • Anaplasmosis and Ehrlichiosis: Other bacterial diseases carried by ticks. Rare, but real.

Survival Tips

  1. Check Yourself: Every time you go outside, do a full-body tick inspection. Yes, even in weird places. You might look ridiculous, but you’ll thank yourself later.
  2. Clothing is Armor: Light-colored clothing, tucked pants, and boots. Ticks hate making contact with humans… mostly because it’s hard to find soft, warm skin through a thick boot.
  3. Repellents Work Here Too: DEET and permethrin-treated clothing are a tick’s worst nightmare.

Ticks are like tiny saboteurs sent from nature’s board of death. Except they’re silent and patient. And incredibly annoying.


3. The Killer Wasp: Yellowjackets and Bald-Faced Hornets

Illinois isn’t exactly home to hornets the size of your fist (we leave that to other parts of the U.S.), but we do have some nasties: yellowjackets, bald-faced hornets, and paper wasps. These insects are not subtle. They sting, they hurt, and some people are allergic enough that one sting could send them to the ER.

Why They’re Deadly

  • Allergic Reactions: Anaphylaxis can occur within minutes. If you’ve never had a severe allergy, congratulations. Don’t get cocky.
  • Multiple Stings: Unlike a bee, yellowjackets and hornets can sting repeatedly. Imagine someone hitting you with tiny hot darts multiple times. Painful.

Survival Tips

  1. Don’t Swat (Unless You Want More Trouble): Swatting an angry yellowjacket is basically waving a red flag at a bull. They call in friends.
  2. Avoid Nests: Bald-faced hornets can be aggressive if their nest is disturbed. Keep an eye out for paper-like hives.
  3. Know Your Exit Routes: If you get swarmed, run to shelter indoors. Pretend you’re training for the Olympics’ sprint events.

Honestly, these guys are like nature’s tiny bodyguards for nothing important. Annoying, painful, and deadly to the unprepared.


4. The Brown Recluse and Black Widow: Spiders That Are Basically Insect Cousins

Okay, technically spiders aren’t insects—they’re arachnids—but in survival land, I lump them together because your mortality depends on knowing them. Illinois has a small population of brown recluse spiders and black widows.

Why They’re Deadly

  • Brown Recluse: Its bite can destroy tissue over time. Pain might be delayed, but the consequences are real.
  • Black Widow: Their venom attacks the nervous system. Muscle pain, cramping, and, in rare cases, death.

Survival Tips

  1. Inspect Dark, Undisturbed Spaces: Attics, basements, closets—these are prime spider real estate.
  2. Gloves Are Life: Handling boxes or firewood? Gloves aren’t just a fashion statement—they’re your first line of defense.
  3. Antivenom Exists: But prevention is way cheaper than an ER visit.

Remember, these guys aren’t aggressive unless provoked, but they’re the kind of roommates you don’t want to meet unexpectedly.


5. The Asian Giant Hornet: Not in Illinois… Yet

Okay, let’s clarify: as of 2026, there’s no confirmed permanent population of Asian giant hornets in Illinois. But news reports keep them in the headlines. If you like living on the edge, imagine a hornet the size of a human thumb with a venomous sting that can kill in rare cases.

Why They’re Deadly

  • Multiple Stings Are Fatal: Their venom is far more potent than local wasps.
  • Aggressive Behavior: Unlike native hornets, they can swarm without provocation.

Survival Tips

  1. Stay Informed: If sightings increase, local authorities will issue warnings. Listen.
  2. Don’t Approach: Seriously. If it looks like it belongs in a Godzilla movie, it probably does.

While you likely won’t encounter them in Illinois, a prepper never ignores a potential threat.


6. Fire Ants: Tiny Ninjas of Pain

Southern Illinois is technically within fire ant territory. These little guys are small, red, and have a venomous sting that can cause severe allergic reactions.

Why They’re Deadly

  • Venom Can Cause Allergic Shock: Similar to wasps, some people are at serious risk.
  • Swarming Behavior: If disturbed, they attack in numbers, delivering multiple stings in seconds.

Survival Tips

  1. Avoid Disturbing Mounds: Seriously. Just look, don’t touch.
  2. Protective Clothing Helps: Boots and long pants save lives—and egos.
  3. Treat Stings Quickly: Wash, ice, and monitor for signs of anaphylaxis.

Fire ants are basically the insect world’s version of a bad roommate that moves in without asking. Painful, unrelenting, and extremely irritating.


7. General Survival Tips for Illinois Insect Encounters

Alright, you’ve survived the tour of Illinois’ deadliest bugs. But survival isn’t just about knowing names and looking at pictures like it’s a creepy coffee table book. Here’s a prepper’s guide to surviving all insects… with a touch of my patented humor.

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)

  • Long sleeves and pants. You want your skin like Fort Knox—impenetrable.
  • Gloves for gardening, handling firewood, or investigating mysterious crawl spaces.

Repellents and Treatments

  • DEET, picaridin, permethrin, lemon eucalyptus oil. Pick your poison… but not literally.
  • First aid kits are mandatory. Ice packs, antihistamines, and basic wound care are lifesavers.

Environmental Control

  • Empty standing water. Mosquito nurseries are everywhere.
  • Remove trash, debris, and fallen logs that attract insects.
  • Seal cracks and entry points in homes to keep them out.

Mental Preparedness

  • Keep calm. Panicking is the #1 reason humans get bitten, stung, or chased by insects.
  • Learn to identify high-risk species. Knowledge = survival + bragging rights.

Emergency Procedures

  • Allergic reactions: Epinephrine auto-injectors (EpiPens) can save lives.
  • Multiple stings or bites: Seek medical attention immediately.
  • Severe infections: Clean, monitor, and get professional help.

Conclusion: Illinois Bugs Are No Joke—But Humor Helps

Illinois’ insects aren’t out to get you personally… unless you’re a mosquito, a tick, or a hornet, in which case, yes, congratulations—you’re on the menu. The key to survival is preparation, awareness, and taking the threats seriously, even while cracking jokes that might make your friends roll their eyes.

So next time you’re enjoying an Illinois sunset, remember: your backyard may look peaceful, but lurking in the grass, under rocks, and in your favorite hammock are tiny assassins just waiting for you to make a mistake. Know them. Respect them. And laugh at yourself before they make you cry—or itch uncontrollably.

Stay vigilant, stay prepared, and keep your bug spray handy. Illinois may not have lions or tigers or bears (oh my!), but we’ve got mosquitoes, ticks, hornets, and spiders that can turn a pleasant evening into a survival scenario faster than you can say, “Is that a mosquito on my eyebrow?”

Remember, survival isn’t just about strength—it’s about knowledge, preparation, and yes, a terrible sense of humor. Now go forth, Illinois residents, and live another day… preferably without being a bug’s dinner.

The Only Thing in Washington State that Can Kill You Faster Than These Bugs is the Halitosis of Seattle’s Residents

I’ve trained civilians, outdoorsmen, first responders, and families across this country on how to survive when systems fail and nature takes advantage of human laziness. And if there is one place in the United States where people have become dangerously disconnected from basic survival hygiene, it’s Seattle, Washington.

Let’s be honest. When you combine constant moisture, mild temperatures, overflowing trash, encampments, neglected infrastructure, and residents who think nature is something you “coexist” with instead of control, you create a bug paradise. Washington State already has enough natural threats. Seattle turns them into a full-blown biological experiment.

Insects don’t care about politics, feelings, or city slogans. They breed where filth exists. And in Washington, especially western Washington, they’re thriving.

Here are the most dangerous insects in Washington State, why they can kill you, and what you must do if you want to survive.


1. Black Widow Spider — Washington’s Most Dangerous Resident

Yes, Washington has black widows. And yes, people underestimate them constantly.

Black widows thrive in garages, sheds, crawl spaces, outdoor furniture, and junk piles — all things Washington cities are excellent at accumulating. Their venom attacks the nervous system and can cause muscle paralysis, respiratory distress, and cardiac complications.

Why it kills:

  • Neurotoxic venom
  • Severe muscle cramping and breathing issues
  • Increased danger to children, elderly, and compromised adults

Survival strategy:

  • Wear gloves anytime you reach into dark spaces
  • Remove clutter aggressively — spiders love neglect
  • Severe pain, chest tightness, or trouble breathing means immediate ER care

A spider doesn’t need size when it has venom and human arrogance working together.


2. Brown Recluse Spider — Rare, but Increasingly Found

While historically uncommon, brown recluse spiders are appearing more frequently in Washington, especially through transported goods, storage units, and urban sprawl.

Their venom causes necrotic wounds, destroying tissue from the inside out. Many victims don’t feel the bite until the damage is already underway.

Why it kills:

  • Tissue death leading to infection
  • Sepsis if untreated
  • Delayed medical attention

Survival strategy:

  • Never wear shoes or clothing left on the floor
  • Shake out bedding, towels, and gear
  • Seek medical care immediately if a bite worsens over hours

Rot doesn’t stay local. It spreads.


3. Wasps and Yellowjackets — Flying Anger With Wings

Washington is crawling with yellowjackets, paper wasps, and hornets, especially in late summer. Seattle’s garbage-heavy environment gives them unlimited food sources.

One sting is painful. Multiple stings can be fatal. Allergic reactions can kill in minutes.

Why they kill:

  • Anaphylactic shock
  • Repeated stings
  • Swarming behavior

Survival strategy:

  • Never swat — run
  • Avoid open food and trash exposure
  • Carry epinephrine if you’ve ever had a bad reaction

I’ve seen grown adults collapse because they thought “it’s just a wasp.”


4. Mosquitoes — Washington’s Quiet Disease Dealers

People think mosquitoes are a southern problem. That’s ignorance talking.

Washington mosquitoes spread West Nile virus and other infections, especially near stagnant water, drainage systems, and encampments where sanitation has collapsed.

Why they kill:

  • Brain inflammation
  • Long-term neurological damage
  • Silent infections in vulnerable populations

Survival strategy:

  • Eliminate standing water near your home
  • Use real insect repellent, not essential oils
  • Protect children and elderly aggressively

Mosquitoes don’t hunt. They wait for cities to rot.


5. Fleas — Small, Fast, and Disease-Friendly

Where rodents thrive, fleas follow. Seattle has a rodent problem, and fleas carry diseases that history books should have taught people to fear.

Why they kill:

  • Disease transmission
  • Rapid infestation
  • Secondary infections

Survival strategy:

  • Control rodents immediately
  • Wash bedding frequently
  • Treat pets year-round

Clean environments don’t support fleas. Filthy ones do.


6. Ticks — The Long-Term Killers

Washington ticks carry Lyme disease and other bacterial infections that can destroy joints, organs, and the nervous system over time.

These aren’t fast deaths — they’re slow, miserable ones.

Survival strategy:

  • Perform full-body tick checks after outdoor exposure
  • Wear long sleeves and treat clothing
  • Remove ticks properly and monitor symptoms

Ticks win when people are lazy.


7. Scavenger Flies — Infection Machines

In high-density urban decay zones, flies become vectors for bacteria, parasites, and infection. Open wounds, food, and waste attract them instantly.

Why they kill:

  • Infection of wounds
  • Food contamination
  • Maggot infestations in extreme neglect cases

Survival strategy:

  • Maintain strict sanitation
  • Cover wounds immediately
  • Control waste aggressively

If flies are comfortable, you’re already losing.


Final Bug Warning for Washington State

Washington State is beautiful. Seattle is not safe.

When hygiene collapses, insects flourish. When insects flourish, disease follows. And when people pretend this isn’t happening, the body count rises quietly.

Survival is not about optimism. It’s about control, cleanliness, and readiness. Nature punishes negligence without apology.

If you live in Washington — especially near Seattle — treat your environment like a threat, because it is. The bugs already have.

Stay sharp. Stay clean. Stay alive.

Survival Essentials: Calculating the Right Water for Freeze-Dried and Dehydrated Meals

When it comes to preparing for uncertain times, one of the most critical skills a survivalist can master is understanding how to properly use your emergency food supply. Among the most popular choices in the prepping community are freeze-dried and dehydrated foods. While they might seem similar on the surface, they have significant differences that impact not only storage and shelf life but also one of the most overlooked survival essentials: water. Today, I’m going to break down exactly how much water you need for both types of foods, why it matters, and some insider tips to make sure you never waste a drop during a crisis.

Freeze-Dried vs. Dehydrated: What’s the Difference?

Before diving into the water calculations, it’s important to understand the difference between freeze-dried and dehydrated foods. Both methods remove moisture from the food to extend shelf life, but the process is different, which directly affects water needs during preparation.

Freeze-Dried Food: Freeze-drying is a process where food is first frozen and then placed under a vacuum, which removes moisture by turning ice directly into vapor without passing through the liquid stage. This method preserves most of the food’s nutrients, color, and flavor. The food is extremely light, making it ideal for bug-out bags or long-term storage.

Dehydrated Food: Dehydration, on the other hand, uses heat to remove moisture from the food. While it’s a bit heavier than freeze-dried food and can lose some nutrients during processing, it’s often more cost-effective and widely available. Dehydrated food generally has a denser texture, which impacts how much water it will absorb when rehydrated.

Understanding these differences is key because the amount of water needed isn’t just a guideline—it’s the difference between a meal that’s palatable and one that’s too dry or mushy to eat.


Water Needs for Freeze-Dried Food

Freeze-dried meals are like little survival time capsules. They are incredibly dry, sometimes containing as little as 2-5% of their original water content. This means that when it’s time to eat, you have to add back almost all the moisture they lost.

General Guidelines:

  • On average, most freeze-dried foods require 1 to 1.5 cups of water per serving.
  • Soups and stews may need slightly more to reach the desired consistency.
  • Vegetables and fruits, depending on their type, often need just enough water to rehydrate to their original texture without becoming soggy.

Here’s a simple rule of thumb: if the package says the food weighs 1 ounce dry, it will usually need around 2-3 ounces (roughly ¼ cup) of water to rehydrate. This can vary, so always check the instructions on the packaging and adjust based on your texture preference.

Hot vs. Cold Water:

  • Many freeze-dried meals rehydrate faster and taste better when hot water is used. In survival scenarios, this can be a game-changer—hot meals not only improve morale but also help maintain body temperature in cold conditions.
  • Cold water can work in a pinch, but be prepared for a longer rehydration period, sometimes up to 30 minutes for larger pieces of freeze-dried vegetables or meat chunks.

Water Needs for Dehydrated Food

Dehydrated foods have already been partially dried using heat, which means they retain slightly more moisture than freeze-dried foods. As a result, they generally require less water to rehydrate.

General Guidelines:

  • Most dehydrated vegetables and fruits require ½ to 1 cup of water per serving.
  • Pasta, rice, or grains usually absorb 1 to 1.25 cups of water per serving when cooked.
  • Dense items like beans or legumes may require pre-soaking in water for several hours or overnight to ensure proper hydration.

Because dehydrated foods absorb water more slowly, they’re slightly more forgiving than freeze-dried meals. You can add extra water during cooking without risking ruining the meal, which is helpful if you’re unsure of your water measurements.

Tip for Survival Situations:
If water is limited, dehydrated foods might be your best option for calorie density per ounce of water used. For example, a cup of dehydrated beans will yield more edible calories than the same cup of freeze-dried beans when rehydrated with limited water.


Calculating Water Needs in Advance

One of the biggest mistakes new preppers make is not calculating water needs in advance. If a disaster strikes and you only have your emergency food supply, you need to know exactly how much water you will require for every meal.

Here’s a practical approach:

  1. List Your Meals: Write down every freeze-dried and dehydrated meal in your stockpile.
  2. Check the Package Instructions: Note the exact amount of water recommended per serving.
  3. Adjust for Survival Needs: In high-stress scenarios, you might need more water than the instructions suggest for palatability. Add 10-20% extra to ensure meals are satisfying.
  4. Multiply by Servings: Calculate total water per day based on how many people will be eating.
  5. Add Safety Buffer: Always store at least 20% more water than calculated to account for cooking losses or unexpected needs.

By doing this exercise, you can ensure your water reserves are sufficient for both hydration and meal preparation—a crucial factor often overlooked in emergency planning.


Practical Tips for Using Water Efficiently

  1. Measure Once, Use Twice: In survival situations, it’s better to pre-measure water for each meal to avoid over-pouring and wasting water.
  2. Use Boiling Water: When possible, boiling water not only speeds up rehydration but also kills any pathogens, keeping your meals safe.
  3. Layer Foods for Multi-Use Water: If you’re making soups or stews, consider adding multiple freeze-dried or dehydrated items to one pot to maximize water efficiency.
  4. Store Water Separately: Keep your emergency water stockpiles in containers separate from food. This way, you can easily calculate usage per meal without accidentally depleting drinking water reserves.

Freeze-Dried vs. Dehydrated: Which Is Better in a Survival Situation?

Both have their advantages. Freeze-dried foods are lighter, last longer, and retain more nutrients. They’re perfect for long-term storage and portable bug-out bags. However, they require more water per meal.

Dehydrated foods are denser and require less water, which is a significant advantage if your water supply is limited. They are also slightly more forgiving when rehydrating, making them easier for cooking in less-than-ideal conditions.

In reality, a smart survival prepper will likely use a combination of both. Stocking both types of food ensures you have options depending on your water availability, cooking methods, and meal preferences.


Final Thoughts

Understanding how much water is needed for freeze-dried vs. dehydrated food can make the difference between a mealtime morale boost and a culinary disaster in a survival situation. Remember, water is just as critical as food—sometimes even more so—and careful planning ensures that you get the most out of both.

Whether you’re a seasoned prepper or just starting your survival journey, taking the time to calculate water needs and understand the differences between food types gives you a huge advantage when disaster strikes. After all, survival isn’t just about having the right supplies—it’s about knowing how to use them efficiently to sustain life, health, and hope in the toughest situations.

Stay prepared, stay resourceful, and never underestimate the power of a properly rehydrated meal to keep your spirits and energy high when it matters most.

Survival Fuel: The Highest Calorie Canned Foods to Keep You Going

Survival Fuel: The Highest Calorie Canned Foods to Keep You Going

Listen up, because if you’re serious about survival, then it’s time you get your priorities straight. In a world that’s steadily unraveling, you don’t have the luxury of underestimating one of the most vital elements of survival: food. Specifically, calorie-dense, shelf-stable, high-calorie canned foods that can keep you going when everything else goes to hell.

Let’s face it – you can stockpile all the freeze-dried meals and dehydrated nonsense you want, but nothing beats the reality of grabbing a can and opening it when you’re fighting for your life. You need calorie-dense foods that can give you the fuel to survive long after the supermarket shelves are bare, long after the power goes out and your fancy little electric stove becomes useless. In this world, you’ll want foods that are heavy in calories but light on fuss. There’s no room for weak food that doesn’t provide the punch you need to keep moving.

I’m talking about the highest-calorie canned foods. These are your survival fuel. Stock them now, because once it’s too late, it’ll be too damn late.

1. Canned Chili (with Beef)

If you want calories, get chili. Canned chili, especially with beef, is an absolute powerhouse. One can can pack upwards of 400–500 calories or more per serving. And I don’t care if it’s spicy or mild – it’s got protein, fat, and carbohydrates, all wrapped up in a nice, shelf-stable package that you can crack open and devour when the world has gone to hell.

2. Canned Chicken

If you’ve ever been in a survival situation, you know protein is a non-negotiable. Canned chicken is one of the best sources of meat you can get. A 12.5 oz can packs about 200-300 calories and is incredibly versatile. Throw it in a stew, mix it with some beans, or just eat it straight out of the can. It’s a total survival essential.

3. Canned Beef Stew

Canned beef stew is the real deal when it comes to high-calorie survival foods. It’s dense in calories because of the combination of beef, potatoes, carrots, and gravy. A hearty can will give you around 300–400 calories per serving, and the best part? It’ll keep you warm when the temperature drops, especially when there’s nothing else to cook with.

4. Canned Pork (Pulled Pork)

Canned pork, especially pulled pork, is an unsung hero. This stuff can pack a wallop in terms of calories. A single can can provide over 500–600 calories. You might not be able to find this in every store, but it’s worth the hunt. It’s fatty, filling, and it goes a long way.

5. Canned Salmon

If you’re a fan of fish and you need high-calorie options, canned salmon should be in your stash. A standard can of salmon can provide around 300–400 calories. It’s also packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential for brain function and keeping your body in top shape when you’re under stress.

6. Canned Spaghetti (with Meatballs)

Okay, hear me out. You might think canned spaghetti is a joke, but you’re wrong. It’s cheap, it’s available in bulk, and it’s calorie-dense. A standard can of spaghetti and meatballs can give you 400-500 calories in one sitting. So, when you’re hungry and tired, this is the kind of food you’ll be glad you stocked up on.

7. Canned Beans (Kidney, Black, Pinto, etc.)

Beans aren’t just cheap. They’re calorie-dense and packed with protein. If you’re looking to stock up, canned beans are your go-to. A can of beans can deliver 300–400 calories depending on the variety. They’re versatile, too—eat them alone, mix them into soups, or use them as a side with meat.

8. Canned Corn

Sweet corn is not only an excellent source of calories, but it also adds some variety to your survival food rotation. A standard can of corn can provide around 200–300 calories. It’s a great side dish to balance out the heavier protein-based meals, and it’ll keep your spirits up when you’re feeling desperate.

9. Canned Mac and Cheese

When the world’s falling apart, don’t forget to indulge a little. Canned mac and cheese is calorie-dense and comforting. You can expect to get around 350–450 calories from a can, depending on the brand. It’s filling, it’s warm, and it’s easy. Just don’t expect it to keep you lean.

10. Canned Hash

Canned hash is a cheap, calorie-packed meal that comes in a variety of options. Usually filled with potatoes, corned beef, or other hearty ingredients, a can of hash can provide anywhere from 350 to 500 calories. It’s easy to prepare and packs a punch.

11. Canned Stew (Beef, Lamb, or Chicken)

Similar to beef stew, canned versions of lamb or chicken stew are high in calories and great for long-term storage. These will provide upwards of 300–450 calories per serving. They’re filling and comforting, and you’ll need all the comfort you can get when survival mode is engaged.

12. Canned Fruit (in Syrup)

I get it—fruit isn’t exactly the first thing you think of when it comes to survival food. But canned fruit in syrup can actually pack a surprising amount of calories, especially in situations where you need something that doesn’t just fill you up but gives you some sugar for quick energy. A can can give you about 250–300 calories, so stock a few up for variety.

13. Canned Soups (with Cream or Fatty Broth)

Canned soups, particularly those with a cream base or fatty broth, can be high in calories. Some cans will pack up to 300–400 calories, depending on the soup’s contents. Stay away from the low-fat varieties – you need the full calorie punch for survival.

14. Canned Pasta (with Meat Sauce)

Canned pasta with meat sauce isn’t just for lazy nights. This stuff is a powerhouse of calories. Depending on the brand and the ingredients, you’re looking at 350–500 calories per can. It’s cheap, easy, and will keep you alive when times get tough.

15. Canned Ready-to-Eat Meals

There are a variety of pre-packaged, ready-to-eat meals in a can, like chili mac, beef stroganoff, or curry. These meals can provide upwards of 400–600 calories per can and are incredibly convenient in emergency situations. Stockpile these so you can avoid spending energy on food preparation.


15 Canned Food Survival Skills

  1. Check Expiry Dates – Just because it’s canned doesn’t mean it lasts forever. Know your expiration dates, and rotate your stock regularly.
  2. Heat Safely – You don’t need a stove to heat your cans. A campfire, portable burner, or even a car engine can serve as a makeshift heating source.
  3. Preserve Properly – Store your cans in a cool, dry place. Heat and moisture can cause rust and degradation of the can’s seal.
  4. Get Creative – Mix and match your canned goods. Don’t be afraid to throw together random items like canned chicken, beans, and chili for a one-pot survival meal.
  5. Inspect the Can – Always check for dents, bulges, or rust. These are signs the can could be compromised and unsafe.
  6. Can Openers Are Essential – Don’t assume you’ll have one when the grid goes down. Stock several manual can openers, or better yet, have a knife with you.
  7. Don’t Forget the Liquid – Many canned foods, especially beans and vegetables, contain important liquids. Don’t dump it all out—use it for soups or stews.
  8. Know When to Eat – Don’t let your cans sit too long. Once opened, consume within a day or two to avoid spoilage.
  9. Create Balanced Meals – Canned food is often protein-heavy. Make sure to balance with canned vegetables and some carbs to keep your energy up.
  10. Store Efficiently – Keep your cans in order of expiration, and make sure to have enough variety to avoid monotony in long-term survival.
  11. Stock Calories, Not Just Volume – You want density, not just volume. Choose high-calorie options to ensure you get enough energy.
  12. Repackage for Travel – If you’re bugging out, don’t carry the entire can. Repackage portions in smaller containers or bags for easier transport.
  13. Don’t Rely on Just One Type – Relying on just one food type can be a disaster. Mix proteins, veggies, and carbohydrates to stay healthy.
  14. Be Careful With Salt – Too much salt can make you thirsty and dehydrated, which is a problem in survival. Be mindful of the sodium content.
  15. Get Creative with Leftovers – If you have leftover canned food, make sure you know how to reuse it for other meals. Leftover chili can become soup, for example.

3 DIY Canned Food Survival Hacks

  1. DIY Canned Food Heater – If you’re stuck without a way to heat your food, create a small DIY heater using a few chemical heating pads or a small portable stove. These can be used to quickly warm your cans without wasting precious fuel.
  2. Make a Canned Food Soup – Combine multiple cans into one hearty soup. Mix chili, beans, corn, and meat to create a filling meal with whatever you have on hand.
  3. Canned Food Jerky – Stripped-down meats like canned chicken or beef can be dried out further over a fire to create DIY jerky. It’s a great option for snacking and packing for long journeys.

You’re Already Dead If You Haven’t Started Prepping Your Food Supply

Let’s get something straight right out of the gate: society isn’t stable, the system isn’t secure, and the people running the world couldn’t keep a chicken coop alive, much less an entire civilization. Every time you turn on the news, some new catastrophe is unfolding—food shortages, transportation shutdowns, political meltdowns, economic collapses, cyberattacks, contaminated water supplies, natural disasters. Pick your poison. The writing isn’t just on the wall; it’s spray-painted in neon letters. And yet most people walk around like clueless livestock, grazing blindly toward the slaughterhouse.

But you? You’re here because you know better. You understand what the herd refuses to admit: the only person responsible for keeping you alive is you, and that starts with long-term food storage that can actually withstand the chaos barreling straight toward us.

I’m not here to coddle you. I’m here to shake you awake. If that makes me “too pessimistic,” fine. If being angry is what it takes to survive in a world full of people who think Uber Eats will magically appear after the grid collapses, then I’ll stay angry.

Let’s talk long-term food storage. Not the fantasy version. The real stuff. The supplies that keep you alive when the world finally face-plants into the dirt.


Why Long-Term Food Storage Is Non-Negotiable

Most people hear “long-term food storage” and think it means grabbing a few extra cans of soup during a supermarket sale. Cute. If your plan is to survive a weekend power outage, that might work. If your plan is to survive actual societal collapse, supply chain failure, or an extended emergency, you’re going to need far more than a pantry full of canned ravioli.

Ask yourself this:
If grocery stores closed tomorrow—not next year, not next month, tomorrow—how long would you last?

A week?
Three days?
A few miserable hours?

Let’s be brutally honest: most people would starve faster than they could comprehend what was happening. If you refuse to be one of them, you need a real food storage strategy—something resilient, diverse, nutrient-dense, and built to last decades.


1. Freeze-Dried Foods: The Prepper’s Crown Jewel

If you want food that lasts longer than today’s political promises, freeze-dried meals are your safest bet. Shelf lives of 25–30 years are typical, assuming you store them correctly in cool, dry environments. The texture is weird, sure. The taste can be hit or miss. But none of that matters when you’re staring down a long-term collapse and everyone else is bartering shoelaces for scraps of moldy bread.

Why freeze-dried works:

  • Insanely long shelf life
  • Lightweight
  • Nutrient retention remains high
  • Easy to prepare (just add water, assuming you’ve prepped that too)

They’re expensive upfront, but so is dying. Choose wisely.


2. Bulk Staples: The Backbone of Real Food Storage

While freeze-dried meals are your convenience stock, bulk staples are your survival workhorses. These are the foods humans have relied on for centuries—foods that fed armies, settlers, and every generation before modern society made everyone soft and useless.

Your Bulk Storage Must Include:

  • Rice (white rice lasts decades; brown does not—don’t get sloppy)
  • Dry beans (the humble protein source that won’t betray you)
  • Wheat berries (if you can grind your own flour, you’re already ahead of 99% of people)
  • Oats
  • Pasta
  • Sugar
  • Salt
  • Honey (this stuff lasts basically forever)

Stored properly in mylar bags + oxygen absorbers + food-grade buckets, these staples can outlive political careers, social media trends, and most human attention spans.


3. Canned Goods: Heavy but Reliable

Canned foods aren’t glamorous. They’re heavy, clunky, and sometimes questionable in taste. But you know what? They work. And in a world where shipping systems fail and electricity doesn’t exist, reliability matters more than whatever fancy diet trend is popular this week.

Ideal canned essentials:

  • Vegetables
  • Fruits
  • Meats (tuna, chicken, Spam, beef, sardines)
  • Beans
  • Tomato products
  • Soups and stews

Canned goods give you instant calories without fuel or prep. And in a crisis, convenience is survival.


4. Fats and Oils: The Most Overlooked (and Essential) Food Group

Calories keep you alive. Fat gives you calories. A lot of preppers focus on grains and protein while forgetting that fat is necessary for both energy and health. Good luck rebuilding a collapsed society while running on low-fat starvation rations like some malnourished dieter.

Store these:

  • Ghee (15+ year shelf life)
  • Coconut oil (long-lasting and stable)
  • Olive oil (shorter shelf life but valuable)
  • Shortening
  • Peanut butter (rotate frequently)

Without fats, your long-term plans turn into long-term suffering.


5. Comfort Foods: Don’t Be a Martyr

Listen, the world might collapse, but you don’t need to collapse emotionally with it. Morale matters. A spoonful of sugar might not fix civilization, but it can fix your mood long enough to keep you focused.

Stock:

  • Chocolate
  • Coffee
  • Tea
  • Hard candies
  • Shelf-stable baking ingredients

Call it luxury if you want — but it’s actually psychology.


6. Water Storage & Food Prep Compatibility

What good is freeze-dried food if you don’t have water? None. It’s as useless as trusting the government to save you.

Your food storage MUST align with your water storage and purification systems. If you’re relying on foods that require boiling water, make sure you actually have:

  • Stored water
  • Filtration
  • Fire source
  • Fuel
  • Backup methods if those fail

Prepping isn’t about hope. It’s about redundancy.


7. Rotation, Organization & Storage Discipline

Your food storage will only work if you maintain it. I know — personal responsibility is unpopular today, but that’s exactly why society is cracking apart.

Rules to live by:

  • Label everything
  • Track expiration dates
  • Rotate regularly
  • Store in cool, dry darkness
  • Use airtight containers
  • Don’t store where pests can ruin your future

Being sloppy now means being hungry later.


Final Thoughts: The World Isn’t Going to Get Better — But You Can Be Ready

People love to accuse preppers of fear-mongering. But the truth is, the world is doing a fine job fear-mongering itself. We’re not paranoid — we just pay attention. And long-term food storage isn’t a hobby, a trend, or some quirky personality trait. It’s survival. Pure and simple.

While everyone else is arguing about nonsense online, ignoring warning signs, and trusting fragile systems and incompetent leaders, you’re building something real: security, independence, and the power to survive what others won’t.

The world may be broken beyond repair — but with the right long-term food storage, you don’t have to fall with it.



Why the Next Solar Event Will End Life As You Know It

Most people walk around thinking the world is indestructible. They can’t imagine a future where their phone won’t turn on, their fridge won’t hum, and their precious streaming services won’t spoon-feed them entertainment while everything burns around them. But a single solar event—a geomagnetic storm—could wipe out the power grid in minutes, and humanity is too busy scrolling, arguing, and losing its collective mind to care.

If you’re reading this, you’re not like them. You see the cracks forming. You see the fragility. You understand that one violent burst from the sun can plunge the entire planet into darkness for months, years, or permanently.

And you’re angry—because the world refuses to take this threat seriously.

Let’s break down why a solar event is one of the most catastrophic and realistic threats to modern civilization, and why you need to prepare before you’re left in the dark with the clueless masses wondering why their microwaves don’t work anymore.


The Sun Doesn’t Care About Our Fragile Civilization

Solar events are not sci-fi. They’re not hypothetical. They’re not “overblown prepper fantasies.” The sun throws tantrums constantly—solar flares, coronal mass ejections (CMEs), and geomagnetic disturbances. Usually Earth dodges them. But every once in a while, the wrong burst hits us dead-on.

And when it does, the grid—this delicate, aging, overburdened, poorly protected patchwork of wires—doesn’t stand a chance.

Our power grid is like a 100-year-old man running a marathon: one shock and everything shuts down.


The Last Warning: The 1859 Carrington Event

In 1859, the Carrington Event slammed the earth so hard telegraph stations literally caught fire. Sparks flew from metal. Operators were shocked. Equipment melted.

That was back when the world wasn’t dependent on electronics.

Imagine that same solar event hitting today.

  • Every transformer could fry.
  • Most communication systems would fall silent.
  • GPS would fail instantly.
  • Satellites could be damaged beyond repair.
  • The internet would collapse—not temporarily, but potentially for months.

And without the internet? Society as you know it stops ticking.

But here’s the terrifying part: modern scientists estimate that a Carrington-level solar storm has a roughly 10% chance of hitting Earth per decade. You have a higher chance of experiencing a catastrophic solar event than winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, or getting attacked by a shark.

Yet people prep for none of it.


Infrastructure Built on Hope, Denial, and Duct Tape

The power grid isn’t just fragile—it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

Most high-voltage transformers, the backbone of the grid, take months or YEARS to manufacture. They aren’t mass-produced. They’re custom-built beasts weighing up to 400 tons, requiring specialized facilities to assemble and ship.

And guess where many of them are made?

Not in your country.

Let that sink in.

If a solar storm fries dozens or hundreds of these transformers, replacement becomes a logistical nightmare. Supply chains collapse. Power stays out for extended periods. And in that darkness? Chaos grows.

Governments know this—but they don’t fix it. Too expensive, they say. Too unlikely, they claim. Meanwhile, the probability keeps rising, and the grid keeps aging.

Civilization is held together with rust, tape, and denial.


How a Solar Event Would Destroy Your “Normal Life”

People underestimate how dependent they are on electricity. They picture candlelight dinners and board games. They imagine a temporary inconvenience, like a heavy storm outage.

What they don’t picture is the complete failure of every system they rely on:

1. Water stops flowing

Electric pumps fail. Cities lose pressure. Water treatment plants shut down. Forget showers—try finding safe drinking water.

2. Fuel stops moving

Gas pumps don’t work. Refineries fail. Transportation halts. The fantasy of bugging out evaporates when your tank is empty.

3. Food supply collapses

Grocery stores have three days of inventory. Refrigeration dies. Distribution networks crash. And the average person has no idea how to feed themselves without barcodes and convenience aisles.

4. Medicine becomes scarce

Hospitals lose power. Supply chains freeze. Life-saving medications become impossible to obtain.

5. Communication ends

No phones. No internet. No news. No emergency alerts. Silence.

And in that silence, panic takes over.


People Will Turn on Each Other—Fast

You don’t need a solar storm to see how unhinged people already are. They argue over everything. They hoard at the first sign of trouble. They break down mentally if their Wi-Fi flickers.

Now imagine millions of these panicked, unprepared people left in a powerless world.

  • No AC.
  • No heat.
  • No money systems.
  • No digital infrastructure.
  • No government response capable of addressing a multi-state or national blackout.

You think society is unstable now? Wait until the lights go out for longer than 48 hours.

Without the grid, the world falls apart at lightning speed.


Why You Need to Prepare NOW—not after the next solar flare warning

Once a CME is on its way, you can’t rush out to the store. You can’t “wait and see.” There’s no last-minute prepping. There is only what you already have and what you have already built.

Preparedness starts before the panic. That’s the difference between survival and becoming part of the statistics.

Here’s what serious preppers already set up:

1. Off-grid power solutions

  • Solar generators
  • Battery banks
  • Faraday-protected equipment
  • Small-scale independent systems

If you’re relying on the grid to power your future, you’re doing it wrong.

2. Water independence

Gravity-fed systems, wells, rainwater catchment. Anything not plugged into the fragile electrical world.

3. Food resilience

Crops, storage foods, preservation skills. Canned goods and Mylar bags don’t panic when the grid collapses.

4. Communication redundancies

Ham radio, off-grid radios kept in Faraday containers, and analog backups.

5. A realistic mindset

Most people panic when the world changes. Preppers adjust, adapt, and survive.


The Sun Will Strike Again—The Only Question Is When

Solar events aren’t optional. They’re guaranteed. The only variable is timing.

The grid wasn’t built to handle a direct hit. Society isn’t mentally equipped to live without electricity. Governments aren’t prepared to restore power across regions if hundreds of transformers melt.

But you? You can be prepared.

Because when that solar storm hits, the world will be screaming in the dark—while you’re the one who saw it coming.

South Dakota’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster

South Dakota’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster: A Survivalist’s Guide to Driving Your Way Out

I’ve spent decades on the road—across continents, through unforgiving terrain, and in every imaginable disaster scenario. Whether navigating flooded highways, treacherous mountain passes, or icy backroads, one truth stands firm: your vehicle can be your lifeline—or your coffin. South Dakota is no exception. Its wide-open prairies hide some dangerous choke points and stretches that become death traps when disaster strikes.

If you ever find yourself needing to bug out or escape a disaster in South Dakota, knowing which roads to avoid—and how to drive like your life depends on it—is crucial. I’ve mapped out some of the worst roads for disaster driving here, along with survival driving skills you need to master, and a few DIY hacks for when you run out of fuel. Buckle up; this is not a ride for the faint of heart.


The Worst Roads in South Dakota to Avoid in Disaster Scenarios

South Dakota’s terrain may look gentle, but disaster turns it into a death zone quickly. These roads are notoriously difficult during floods, ice storms, or structural failures:

  1. Highway 34 through the Badlands
    Narrow, winding, and often exposed to high winds and sudden rockslides, this highway can become a nightmare when disaster strikes. The Badlands are known for unpredictable weather and limited cell service, meaning if you get stuck here, help could be days away.
  2. Interstate 90 near the Missouri River Bridges
    During floods, these bridges can be compromised or closed without warning. Traffic congestion becomes a death trap in disaster evacuations, and the surrounding lowlands flood fast, trapping vehicles.
  3. Highway 79 south of Belle Fourche
    This stretch is exposed prairie with few alternative routes and is prone to heavy snow drifts in winter storms. In a disaster, this road can quickly become impassable, with limited places to pull over safely.
  4. State Route 34 between Huron and Mitchell
    Flood plains dominate this region, making it vulnerable to flash floods. The flat terrain means water pools quickly, and drainage systems can be overwhelmed.
  5. County Roads near the Black Hills National Forest
    Rugged, poorly maintained, and winding through dense forest, these roads are prone to landslides and fallen trees during storms or wildfires.

Survival Driving Skills for Disaster Scenarios in South Dakota

When the stakes are life or death, normal driving techniques won’t cut it. Here are 15 survival driving skills I swear by when navigating disaster zones on South Dakota’s worst roads:

  1. Controlled Skid Recovery
    When ice or mud takes the wheel from you, don’t slam the brakes. Steer into the skid and gently ease off the accelerator until control is regained.
  2. Throttle Modulation
    Smooth throttle application prevents wheel spin on slippery surfaces like ice or loose gravel.
  3. Defensive Scanning
    Constantly scan the horizon and roadside for obstacles, fallen trees, animals, or sudden drops. This also helps you anticipate road collapses or flood zones.
  4. Weight Transfer Management
    Understanding how your vehicle’s weight shifts during turns and braking helps prevent rollovers on narrow roads like Highway 34 through the Badlands.
  5. Emergency Braking Without ABS
    If your vehicle doesn’t have ABS, pump the brakes to avoid skidding. ABS systems behave differently; learn your vehicle’s braking response before disaster hits.
  6. High-Centering Avoidance
    When driving on uneven gravel roads or flood debris, know how to navigate to avoid your vehicle getting stuck high on an obstacle.
  7. Low-Speed Manoeuvring
    Master slow, precise steering to navigate tight, damaged, or obstructed roads.
  8. Hill Start Control
    On steep, icy inclines, use clutch control or the parking brake to prevent rollback.
  9. Use of Engine Braking
    On steep descents, downshift instead of relying solely on brakes to avoid overheating.
  10. Crosswind Stability
    South Dakota’s open plains expose vehicles to fierce crosswinds; keep a firm grip and slight steering correction to maintain lane control.
  11. Night Driving Preparedness
    Disasters often strike without warning; keep your night vision sharp and drive with minimal light pollution—use high beams only when safe.
  12. Water Fording Judgement
    Know the depth and current of floodwaters before crossing. Water above the axle is almost always a no-go.
  13. Tire Pressure Adjustments
    Lowering tire pressure can increase traction on soft surfaces like mud or sand, but be ready to reinflate as soon as possible.
  14. Vehicle Positioning for Escape Routes
    Always park or stop your vehicle so you can drive out quickly in any direction, especially on roads prone to sudden closures or blockages.
  15. Emergency Communication Readiness
    Keep a charged radio or satellite communicator to receive updates on road closures or hazards.

DIY Survival Driving Hacks When You Run Out of Gas

Running out of fuel during a disaster is a nightmare, but being a survivalist means preparing for the worst and improvising solutions. Here are three hacks that can keep you moving—or at least help you escape:

  1. Create a Gravity-Fed Fuel Transfer System
    If you find a fuel source in a nearby container (a damaged vehicle, storage tank, or jerrycan), use a clean hose or even a sturdy, flexible tube to siphon fuel. Gravity-fed siphoning is safer and more effective than mouth suction. Remember: always filter fuel through a clean cloth to avoid clogging your fuel lines.
  2. Use Dry Wood or Charcoal Briquettes to Generate Heat and Signal
    If you can’t move your vehicle, use dry wood or charcoal to create a controlled fire nearby. This can serve multiple purposes: keeping you warm, signaling rescuers, and deterring predators. Don’t leave your vehicle unguarded while you gather materials.
  3. Build a Makeshift Pulley or Tow System
    If your vehicle is stuck and fuel is low, rig a pulley system from sturdy branches or vehicle parts. Use your tow straps, rope, or even seat belts to leverage moving your vehicle to safer ground or toward a known fuel source. This requires some muscle and ingenuity but can save hours waiting for rescue.

Putting It All Together: Preparing for South Dakota’s Roads in Disaster

In my travels, I’ve learned that knowledge combined with preparation is survival’s foundation. South Dakota may seem calm, but when disaster hits, these roads become high-risk zones. Always:

  • Scout your route beforehand.
  • Pack extra fuel, emergency repair kits, and communication devices.
  • Know your vehicle’s limits.
  • Practice the survival driving skills until they become second nature.

When roads narrow or floodwaters rise, your mindset will determine if you’re just another statistic—or the one who makes it through.


Final Thoughts

South Dakota’s rural and sometimes wild landscape tests every driver, but especially in disaster scenarios. Your vehicle is a tool—one that requires skill, respect, and constant readiness. Learn the terrain, anticipate hazards, and never rely solely on modern conveniences like GPS or mobile networks. These will fail when you need them most.

Remember: disaster driving isn’t about speed; it’s about control, patience, and survival instincts honed by experience. If you master these 15 survival driving skills and know the worst roads to avoid, you’ll dramatically increase your chances of bugging out safely.

And if you do run out of gas, those three DIY hacks might just be the difference between staying stranded and making it home.

Stay sharp, stay ready, and drive smart.

Tennessee’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster

Tennessee’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster (And How to Survive Them)
By: A Well-Traveled Survivalist

When you’ve spent decades chasing storms, crawling through flash-flooded passes, and navigating highways turned to chaos, you learn one thing fast: the road is rarely your friend in a disaster. Especially in Tennessee.

Now, I’ve driven all over this country—rockslides in Colorado, hurricanes in Florida, ice storms in Maine—but Tennessee? It’s got its own flavor of trouble. The combination of winding mountain passes, crumbling infrastructure, sudden weather shifts, and bottlenecked urban sprawl makes it one of the trickiest states to navigate during a crisis. Whether you’re escaping a tornado, dodging wildfires, or trying to outrun the first signs of societal collapse, understanding the roads—and how to outsmart them—might just be what keeps you alive.

Tennessee’s Most Dangerous Roads During a Disaster

Let’s get specific. If you’re in Tennessee and the grid goes dark or a twister touches down, avoid these roads like the plague:

  1. I-24 Through Monteagle Mountain
    A steep, fog-prone stretch with frequent rockslides and sudden weather shifts. During a disaster, this becomes a deathtrap.
  2. I-40 Through Downtown Nashville
    Gridlocked in the best of times. In a crisis? It’s a parking lot with panicked drivers and no clear escape route.
  3. US-129 (Tail of the Dragon)
    318 curves in 11 miles—thrilling on a Sunday ride, deadly when you’re trying to flee with a vehicle full of supplies.
  4. I-75 Through Chattanooga
    Prone to major pileups and susceptible to flash flooding. Bridges and underpasses can trap you like a rat.
  5. SR-64 Through Franklin County
    Low visibility, poor maintenance, and sharp elevation changes. When every second counts, this road turns into a gauntlet.
  6. I-440 Loop in Nashville
    Short, poorly designed, and overloaded. A minor fender bender can stall traffic for hours, especially during an emergency.
  7. State Route 68 Through Tellico Plains
    Narrow, winding, and prone to fallen trees. In rural areas like this, you’re on your own.
  8. US-70S Through Murfreesboro
    Suburban chaos with high traffic density. Once panic sets in, forget about getting anywhere fast.
  9. I-81 in Northeast Tennessee
    Notorious for black ice and bad weather. Add in a panicked population and you’ve got a dangerous mix.
  10. SR-111 Near Cookeville
    Steep gradients and limited guardrails. Night driving here is hazardous—don’t even try it during a blackout.

15 Survival Driving Skills That Could Save Your Life

Now, let’s say you’re caught in a disaster scenario. Roads are jammed, GPS is fried, and cell towers are down. Here’s what you need to know to survive:

  1. Situational Awareness
    Scan far ahead for brake lights, smoke, or roadblocks. Keep your head on a swivel—danger rarely comes from just one direction.
  2. Off-Road Maneuvering
    Know how to take your vehicle off pavement. Even a two-wheel drive can manage a field or ditch if you pick your line carefully.
  3. Engine Braking
    Use your gears to control speed downhill—especially in the Appalachians. Burn out your brakes and you’re a rolling coffin.
  4. Navigating Without GPS
    Keep a physical map. Learn to read topography so you can identify passes, rivers, and high ground.
  5. Controlled Skidding
    Practice steering into a skid. Whether it’s rain, ice, or gravel, knowing how to recover might save your life.
  6. Driving Blackout
    Learn to drive with your lights off using only your night vision in low-profile getaways. Don’t do it often, but know it.
  7. Vehicle Field Repair
    From changing a tire to bypassing a starter relay, basic vehicle mechanics can get you out of a jam.
  8. Fuel Rationing Techniques
    Feather the gas, coast downhill, and limit idling. In a crisis, every drop matters.
  9. Using the Shoulder and Median
    These are legal gray zones during a crisis. Use them wisely—but avoid getting stuck in a soft shoulder.
  10. Barricade Breaching
    Keep a tow strap, winch, or even bolt cutters. Sometimes survival means clearing your own way.
  11. Convoy Driving
    In numbers there is safety—but it takes coordination. Establish signals, routes, and fallback points.
  12. Escape Route Planning
    Always have two exits: your main route and a backup. Practice both.
  13. Water Crossing Techniques
    Know your vehicle’s clearance. Never cross fast-moving water—six inches can sweep you off the road.
  14. Defensive Driving
    Aggression gets people killed. Keep space, stay calm, and anticipate others’ panic.
  15. Silent Starts and Idles
    Know how to shut down accessories and keep a low profile. Sometimes, quiet is your best ally.

3 DIY Survival Driving Hacks When You Run Out of Gas

Now for the brutal truth—eventually, you’re going to run out of fuel. Whether it’s panic-buying or supply chain collapse, it’s coming. But don’t throw in the towel just yet. Here are three DIY survival driving hacks that might buy you critical miles:

1. Ethanol Siphoning from Outdoor Equipment
Gas cans dry up fast—but lawnmowers, ATVs, boats, and even chainsaws often contain small amounts of fuel. It may be ethanol-blended, but it’ll burn in most engines if you’re desperate.

  • Tip: Use clear tubing and gravity to siphon safely. Avoid ingesting vapors.

2. Emergency Biofuel Additives
In certain engines, you can extend your gas with high-proof alcohol (like Everclear). It’s not ideal and not recommended long-term, but it can get you to the next stop.

  • Warning: Only for fuel-injected systems designed to tolerate ethanol blends. This is a last-resort move.

3. Human-Powered Flat Tow
If you’re completely out of fuel but not out of manpower, use tow straps and a bike, ATV, or even another person on foot to pull your vehicle downhill or out of the kill zone.

  • Pro Tip: Lighten the load, remove excess gear, and use neutral gear. It won’t be fast—but it might save your life.

Final Thoughts

I’ve survived by being prepared, staying calm, and adapting fast. That’s what driving through a disaster demands. Roads in Tennessee are beautiful but brutal. The mountains don’t care. The floods don’t care. Panic sure as hell doesn’t care.

So next time you’re driving down I-24 and the skies go green, ask yourself:
Do I know my vehicle?
Do I know this road?
Do I know how to get out alive?

Because if you don’t, it might be time to learn.

Minnesota’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster

Minnesota’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster

Here are the stretches of road that are known for turning into nightmares when SHTF in the North Star State:

1. I-94 Between Minneapolis and St. Cloud

This artery is notorious for whiteout blizzards and multi-car pileups. It’s a main corridor, so it’s often jammed with traffic during evacuations. One stalled semi here during a snowstorm, and you’ve got a parking lot for miles.

2. Highway 61 Along the North Shore

A beautiful drive in summer, but during icy storms or landslides from spring thaw, this road can become blocked or collapse altogether. Limited turn-offs and few gas stations add to the danger.

3. I-35 Near Duluth

Steep grades and lake-effect snow make this area a hazard zone in winter. If a tanker jackknifes here during a disaster, good luck getting out fast.

4. Highway 2 Through the Iron Range

This remote highway cuts through miles of isolated terrain. In a wildfire or grid-down event, getting stranded out here can leave you helpless unless you’re prepared.

5. County Road 8 in Beltrami County

Flood-prone and poorly maintained, this road has eaten more tires than I care to count. Add heavy rain or washed-out culverts, and you’re stuck in the swamp.

6. MN-36 in the Twin Cities Metro

This is a commuter’s nightmare on a regular day. In an emergency? It’s gridlock hell. It bottlenecks near Stillwater, especially during bridge closures.

7. Highway 169 in Southern Minnesota

Flat, exposed, and prone to blowing snow and drifts. Visibility can drop to zero, and locals know to avoid it in winter—outsiders might not.


15 Survival Driving Skills for Disaster Scenarios

Whether you’re facing down a tornado, bugging out after a grid collapse, or escaping wildfires, your vehicle is only as useful as your ability to drive it under stress. These 15 skills can keep you alive:

1. Defensive Driving Under Duress

Know how to anticipate panic drivers and avoid pileups. Most people freeze or slam the brakes. Stay smooth, stay alert.

2. Navigating Without GPS

Cell towers fail. Learn to read a map and use a compass. Keep printed maps of your region and alternate routes in your glove box.

3. Driving with Limited Visibility

Fog, snow, smoke—disasters impair vision. Use fog lights, drive slow, crack a window to listen for hazards, and follow road contours.

4. Off-Road Navigation

Dirt roads, fields, frozen lakes—when pavement fails, you’ll need to take the road less traveled. Practice in a safe place before you need to do it for real.

5. Tire Repair and Inflation on the Fly

Carry a patch kit, plug kit, and portable air compressor. Knowing how to plug a tire in minutes is a lifesaver.

6. Fuel Management

Keep your tank above half at all times. Know your fuel economy, range on reserve, and where gas stations are off the main drag.

7. Escape Maneuvers

Learn how to break through roadblocks or ditches without rolling your rig. Practice hard turns, J-turns, and evasive braking in safe areas.

8. Braking on Ice or Wet Roads

Pumping brakes on ice vs. ABS braking—know the difference and how your vehicle behaves. Practice sliding recoveries in a snow-covered parking lot.

9. Tactical Parking

Never park head-in during a disaster. Park for a fast exit, with the nose pointing out. If you’re bugging out, seconds count.

10. Driving Through Water

If you must ford water, know your vehicle’s wading depth. Drive slow, steady, and don’t stop mid-crossing unless you want to be swimming.

11. Winching and Towing

A winch and tow straps are gold. Learn how to use them safely. Practice snatch recoveries with a buddy before disaster strikes.

12. Spotting and Avoiding Road Hazards

Broken asphalt, downed power lines, and abandoned vehicles can trap you. Know how to spot danger ahead and steer clear.

13. Silent Driving

Turn off music, avoid honking, and drive with stealth in hostile zones. Useful in post-disaster looting scenarios or civil unrest.

14. Vehicle Camouflage

If it’s really bad, black out lights with red film, remove visible decals, and drape camo netting over your car when parked.

15. Driving with Injuries

Know how to operate your vehicle with one arm or leg in a worst-case scenario. Modify seat positions and practice using hand controls if needed.


3 DIY Survival Driving Hacks When You Run Out of Gas

Running out of fuel during a disaster is not just an inconvenience—it could kill you. Here are 3 last-ditch hacks I’ve used in the field:

1. The Camp Stove Siphon Hack

Got a camp stove that uses white gas or Coleman fuel? You can mix small amounts with what’s left in your tank (older vehicles only). Filter through a shirt to remove particulates. Use only in emergencies and only if your engine is not high-compression.

2. Alcohol Burn Trick

In extreme cold, windshield washer fluid with high alcohol content can keep your fuel system alive. Add it only in small amounts to dilute water in the tank, not as a fuel source. Also works to keep lines from freezing temporarily.

3. Gravity Siphon from Abandoned Vehicles

Use clear tubing and a plastic bottle to start a siphon from another car. Bite the tube, lower the bottle below tank height, and let gravity work. Always check for pressure systems—newer cars may need a hand-pump siphon.


Closing Thoughts

Disasters don’t care how new your SUV is or whether you’ve got a Bluetooth infotainment system. When hell breaks loose, it’s about fundamentals: terrain, timing, and tenacity. Minnesota’s roads can turn savage fast—from sudden floods to snarled exits during a wildfire. But with the right knowledge, preparation, and vehicle discipline, you can drive your way out of almost anything.

Make no mistake: the most important gear you’ll ever carry is between your ears. But backed with good tools, sharp instincts, and hardened skills, you won’t just survive—you’ll escape.

Washington’s Worst Roads to Drive on During a Disaster

Washington’s Worst Roads During a Disaster

Some roads are always a gamble—even on a clear day. During a disaster? They can turn into a death trap.

1. I-5 Through Seattle and Tacoma
When the quake hits or the power goes out, this artery becomes a clogged vein. Overpasses are vulnerable, exits get jammed, and you’ll be boxed in by people who panic and freeze.

2. U.S. Route 2 (Stevens Pass)
A beautiful drive on a sunny day. But in winter or a landslide? It’s a cold, steep, slippery coffin. If you’re heading over the Cascades, know the risks.

3. SR 410 (Chinook Pass)
High elevation and prone to avalanches and rockslides. This scenic route turns deadly fast with little warning.

4. SR 20 (North Cascades Highway)
The long, winding remoteness of this route makes rescue nearly impossible. If you’re up there during a fire or snowstorm, you’re on your own.

5. I-90 Snoqualmie Pass
It’s the main east-west lifeline, but it clogs like bad plumbing under snow or seismic stress. Bridges could drop, and rockfall is a real hazard.

6. SR 14 Along the Columbia River Gorge
One side is rock, the other is water. Landslides, windstorms, and floods are all fair game here.

7. SR 18 Between Auburn and North Bend
It’s already notorious for fatal accidents. Add bad weather or panic evacuations, and you’ve got a mobile junkyard waiting to happen.

8. SR 530 (Oso Slide Area)
This one already proved its danger. Soft soil, heavy rain, and steep hills mean slides are always possible.

9. U.S. Route 101 on the Olympic Peninsula
One way in, one way out. If a tsunami is coming after an offshore quake, this road will be buried or jammed.

10. Any Coastal Route in Grays Harbor or Pacific Counties
These roads are flat, low, and isolated. If you’re not already headed inland when the sirens go off, you’re probably too late.


15 Survival Driving Skills to Master

Now, surviving a disaster on wheels isn’t about horsepower or luxury. It’s about grit, smarts, and skill. Here are 15 driving techniques that could save your life:

1. Off-Road Navigation Without GPS
Learn to read terrain and use topographic maps. When cell towers go down, you’ll need old-school navigation.

2. Rock Crawl With Precision
If landslides leave rubble, knowing how to ease over rocks without damaging your undercarriage is key.

3. Tire Plug and Inflation On the Go
Know how to plug a puncture and re-inflate using a portable compressor or even a CO2 inflator.

4. Water Crossing Technique
Don’t just gun it through. Learn to walk it first, gauge depth, and drive slow and steady.

5. Quick Reverse Under Pressure
Practice backing out of tight, sloped, or crumbling spaces without losing control.

6. J-Turn or Bootleg Turn
This can be a lifesaver if you need to reverse direction in a blocked or hostile road.

7. Braking Without ABS
If your systems go down or you’re in an old rig, know how to pulse-brake and steer under pressure.

8. Using Your E-Brake for Controlled Stops
In brake failure situations, the emergency brake can save your life—if you know how to feather it properly.

9. Stealth Driving at Night
Low beams, no interior lights, coasting when possible. In hostile zones, stealth wins.

10. Making a Roadblock-Ram Decision
Sometimes you don’t have time to go around. Learn to identify what you can push through with minimal damage.

11. Weight Distribution Awareness
Know what’s in your rig and how it affects your handling—especially with gear shifting during rough terrain.

12. Improvised Traction (Sand, Logs, Chains)
Use floor mats, branches, chains, or even seat cushions to gain traction in mud, ice, or snow.

13. Manual Fuel Siphoning (Legally and Ethically)
Desperate times. Learn how to do it without ingesting fumes or damaging tanks.

14. Riverbank Exits and Entry Points
Know how to scout and safely ascend or descend riverbanks in case bridges are out.

15. Group Convoy Tactics
Know how to drive in a group without becoming a liability. Signals, spacing, and roles matter.


3 DIY Gas Hacks When the Tank is Bone Dry

Running out of gas in the middle of a crisis is more common than people think. Here are three unconventional—but survival-tested—methods to get a few more miles when options run out.

1. Rubbing Alcohol Fuel Boost
In a pinch, you can mix up to 10% isopropyl alcohol (91% or higher) into a mostly full gas tank. It’s volatile enough to combust but should only be used temporarily. Don’t overdo it—this is emergency-only and works best in older engines.

2. Fuel From Lawn Equipment or ATVs
Most people overlook their shed or abandoned properties. Lawnmowers, snowmobiles, generators—they all carry small gas reserves. With a siphon hose and some patience, you can build up enough to make it to a safe zone.

3. Build a Gravity-Feed Tank From Salvage
If your vehicle’s fuel pump is shot or power is gone, rig a gravity-fed tank from an elevated container (like a 2-gallon jug). Mount it above the engine bay and run fuel directly into the carburetor or throttle body. This only works for older or modified vehicles—fuel-injected systems may require bypassing electronics.


Final Thoughts from the Road

Disasters don’t care if you drive a Tesla or a Tacoma. When the infrastructure crumbles and the roads go quiet, survival favors the prepared and the practiced.

In Washington, the odds of being stranded in a snowstorm, fire zone, or post-earthquake wasteland aren’t far-fetched—they’re forecasted. Your best asset is not just your gear, but your head and your hands.

So don’t just drive—train. Know your rig like you know your rifle. Know your route like you know your bug-out plan. And most of all, know that when rubber meets the road, it’s up to you to make it out.

Because out here, survival isn’t a hobby. It’s the reason you’re still breathing.